geo Posted January 18, 2014 http://www.wbtw.com/story/24314980/sc-woman-stabs-husband-with-ceremaic-squirrell-police-say I think the headline says it all. Funny? Horrible? Sad? 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted January 18, 2014 She's a woman, her lawyer will just say daddy loved her in the wrong way, or it will somehow be a man's fault. She should get the chair. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted January 18, 2014 geo said:Funny? Horrible? Sad? Horrible - that site could do with a proofreader. How the hell do you stab someone with a squirrel? They don't have much in the way of long pointy bits. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gez Posted January 18, 2014 If she broke the ceramic squirrel (on her husband's head?) first, she had plenty of sharp bits to work with. The same site has this interesting story: Wedding color scheme fight leads to SC stabbing of fiance, where the bride-to-be stabbed the groom-to-be. Unfortunately, the site does not report which color schemes were being debated, so there's no way to choose whether we should side with the woman on this issue. 0 Share this post Link to post
schwerpunk Posted January 18, 2014 Maybe the squirrel broke and she stabbed him with a ceramic shard. Ceramic can cut like a mofo. Anyway, this is one of those things where we only know the bare facts. As in all domestics, I'm sure there's a lot of history leading up to this (not going to argue for 'Battered Woman Syndrome' or anything). Point remains, someone got stabbed. Not sure how the law works in California, but here in Canada, domestics are an automatic charge by the Crown. I.e., you can't 'drop charges' against your partner, as the charges are initiated by the police, and carried out by the state. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted January 18, 2014 GreyGhost said:Horrible - that site could do with a proofreader. How the hell do you stab someone with a squirrel? They don't have much in the way of long pointy bits. LOL at the proofreader. I saw yahoo had Ran Seacrest. This is still a case of domestic abuse. I remember an episode of Divorce Court where a 40 year old 5' 90 lbs woman kept beating up her 19 year old 6'5" husband every time she drank. The wife just laughed it off saying she can't hurt him. 0 Share this post Link to post
Avoozl Posted January 18, 2014 schwerpunk said:Ceramic can cut like a mofo.I once tripped on a broken ceramic bowl and it cut up the skin of one of my toes with ease. 0 Share this post Link to post
Waffenak Posted January 18, 2014 I wonder if the woman shattered squirrels head before stabbing like in a bar fight you shatter beer bottle. If I had witnessed that scene I would have laughed my ass off. 0 Share this post Link to post
scalliano Posted January 19, 2014 That's it - if a woman from South Carolina asks me out, I'm running away. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted January 19, 2014 I hope she spends all ten month of hard time she'll inevitably receive without early parole. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stygian Posted January 19, 2014 GreyGhost said: How the hell do you stab someone with a squirrel? They don't have much in the way of long pointy bits. Low polygon count, maybe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDqea9cWOn4 0 Share this post Link to post
Zed Posted January 19, 2014 I wonder if she had a hangover or was already drunk as hell. 0 Share this post Link to post
Avoozl Posted January 19, 2014 She should be going to rehab or whatever you call it. 0 Share this post Link to post
StevieWolfe Posted January 19, 2014 scalliano said:That's it - if a woman from South Carolina asks me out, I'm running away. Not ALL women from there are fucking nuts, my fiance is from SC. It just depends what part of that state they are from. This story sounds like it hails from Hillbilly Hollow's honestly. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted January 19, 2014 ^^^ While its absolutely true that not everyone of a gender in a place is crazy. I did have some trouble finding the SC woman that stabbed her husband with all the other SC women stabbing people in the past 2 weeks. SC woman stabs fiance over wedding color scheme: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/12/26/wedding-color-scheme-stabbing/4215363/ People need to get all the Black Friday madness out of them. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted January 19, 2014 StevieCybernetik said:Not ALL women from there are fucking nuts, my fiance is from SC. It just depends what part of that state they are from.Taking his comment with an ounce of sincerity. If you don't defend SC, who will? 0 Share this post Link to post
Darch Posted January 19, 2014 geo said:SC Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirell over lack of beer My kind of girl. Lack of beer is unacceptable. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted January 19, 2014 People be crazy everywhere. No one talks about the sane wives. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sokoro Posted January 21, 2014 I do not understand this, why would someone be upset over some american beer? I would, if it would be some good german or czech beer, but american? Also what is purpose of ceramic squirell? Why would someone have such thing inside of their house? As a decoration? 0 Share this post Link to post
Darch Posted January 21, 2014 Sokoro said:Also what is purpose of ceramic squirell? Why would someone have such thing inside of their house? As a decoration? Looks like a cute decoration to untrained eyes, but it's a deadly weapon in disguise. 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted January 21, 2014 Sokoro said:I do not understand this, why would someone be upset over some american beer? I would, if it would be some good german or czech beer, but american? Also what is purpose of ceramic squirell? Why would someone have such thing inside of their house? As a decoration? There are good American beers, but that couple has probably never seen one. I wouldn't be surprised if my mom has a ceramic squirrel somewhere. They're thematically appropriate for Canadian gardens. 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted January 21, 2014 Maybe they had a real squirrel in their tree, but it nibbled her husband's nuts for the last time. She waited til it came down from the tree, then ran over it with one of those lawnmowers that looks like a quad bike. She felt regret afterwards because animals are obviously more important than people, so she bought a ceramic squirrel from a car boot sale and put it on her mantlepiece, thus restoring the karmic balance. 0 Share this post Link to post
bimlanders Posted January 25, 2014 Sokoro said:I do not understand this, why would someone be upset over some american beer? I would, if it would be some good german or czech beer, but american? Also what is purpose of ceramic squirell? Why would someone have such thing inside of their house? As a decoration? Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, duuuumb! American has more good (craft) beer than any where else in the world. I live in San Diego County and it's fucking beer heaven, and has more local breweries per capita than anywhere else, and damn good ones too. I can drink a different beer every day of the year and never repeat. SUCK IT! 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted January 25, 2014 geo said:Funny? Horrible? Sad? Horrible. The fact that it happened in South Carolina? Unsurprising. 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted January 25, 2014 How come this kind of thing only happens in primitive backwards-arse countries of the third world, and America? 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted January 26, 2014 I blame the parents, for failing to give her a good christian upbringing and a birching every Sunday morning. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doominator2 Posted January 26, 2014 MajorRawne said:it nibbled her husband's nuts Lol I dont what kind of nuts you talking but I'll just go with that your refering to his testes.XD 0 Share this post Link to post
Dragonsbrethren Posted January 26, 2014 bimlanders said:Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, duuuumb! American has more good (craft) beer than any where else in the world. I live in San Diego County and it's fucking beer heaven, and has more local breweries per capita than anywhere else, and damn good ones too. I can drink a different beer every day of the year and never repeat. SUCK IT! Now, now. Don't stab him with a squirrel over this. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted January 26, 2014 GreyGhost said:I blame the parents, for failing to give her a good christian upbringing and a birching every Sunday morning. Birching? What? 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted January 26, 2014 MajorRawne said:How come this kind of thing only happens in primitive backwards-arse countries of the third world, and America? The south should be its own country. 0 Share this post Link to post