THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE...
If you're obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you're co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you're a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you're paranoid and delusional, we already know what you want and who you are. Just stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you're schizophrenic, please hold, and a little voice will tell you what to press.
If you're depressed, it probably doesn't matter what you press, it won't do you any good anyway.
Fod's page Son's place De Man's place
You are my opponent, but not my enemy, for your resistance gives me strength. Your will gives me courage. Your spirit ennobles me. And, although I aim to defeat you, should I succeed, I will not humiliate you, instead I will honour you..For without you, I am a lesser man.