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Spike said:


Not really the best chat-up line now, is it?

Mine are better:

Goth pick up lines,

1. “Hey, you in the black!”
2. “Your coffin or mine?”
3. “I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground…”
4. “Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?”
5. “Hi, I’m Andrew Eldritch”
6. “Hey baby, wanna put the SEX in Alien Sex Fiend??”
7. “Gene might love Jezebel, but baby, I love you.”
8. “I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too??”
9. “You’re so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.”
10. “Wanna go somewhere a little darker?”
11. “Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
12. “Hi, I have my own cult!”
13. “Is your pubic hair died black too?”
14. “Are you a boy or a girl… or does it not matter?”
15. “Hi, I once beat up Nick Mercer.” (always works)
16. “Bite me.”
17. “You are as sexy as death itself.”
18. “Can I impale you with my 7” stake??”
19. “Your name is Erin too?!”
20. “See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C‘mon let‘s get out of here!”
21. “Up for a little dominance and humiliation?”
22. “You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!”
23. “Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.”
24. “Aren’t Anne Rice’s writings so poetic?”
25. Don’t you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?”
26. “You’re just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.”
27. “That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!”
28. “Yes I drink blood. You wouldn’t happen to be menstruating now, would you?”
29. “Wanna take a walk through the cemetery?” (only works if you’re near a cemetery. Don’t try this line in the city! Instead, say: “Wanna walk along the East River?”)
30. “I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?”
31. “May I dig my nails into your back?”
32. “Hey there, sweet-fang!”
33. “May I lick your boots?”
34. “So… are you Catholic?”
35. “Worship me.”
36. “Didn’t I go to your funeral?”
37. “You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.”
38. “Wanna go for a spin in my hearse?”
39. “Let’s put the ’fun’ in funeral!!”
40. “What’s your favorite Baudelaire poem?”
41. “Can I nail you? (and I don’t mean to a crucifix!)”
42. “You would make a beautiful corpse.”
43. “Ever do it on an embalming table?”
44. “Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!”
45. “Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?”
46. “No, no, no… what’s your REAL name?”
47. “You’re depressed, TOO?!”
48. “I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say…”
49. “Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.”
50. “Hey, can I bum a clove?”

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Heh...everyone at the KMFDM concert was smokin' cloves. Anyway, I think I could probably pick up goth chicks, with my extensive knowlege in goth music...in fact I listen to more goth music than most goths I know.

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I can pick up goth chicks, I am so old they think I am a vampire :P

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Well I live with snakes and lizards,
and other things that go bump in the night,
cos to me everyday is halloween,
I have given up hiding and started to fight,
I have started to fight well,
any time, any place, anywhere that i go,
all the people seem to stop and stare they say:

'Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
you look so absurd, you look so obscene'
oh, why can't I live a life for me?
why should i take the abuse that's served?
why can't they see they're just like me,
it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world.

Well i let their teeny minds think that they're
dealing with someone who is over the brink
and I dress this way just to keep them at bay
cos halloween is everyday - it's everyday oh...

Why can't i live a life for me?
why should i take the abuse that's served?
why can't they see they're just like me,
it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world
oh, why can't I live a life for me?
why should i take the abuse that's served?
why can't they see they're just like me,
i'm not the one that's so absurd.

Why hide it?
why fight it?
hurt feelings best to stop feeling
hurt from denials, reprisals
it's the same, it's the same in the whole wide world

--Ministry, Every Day is Halloween

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