Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE
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Registered: 05-01 |
ME:Well,we should get outta this pit.
Ralphis:This sucks already!
Darkstorm:Wait!
*Ralphis presses the switch and the platform raises*
Darkstorm:I was the one who set up the game.Its on UV and we are in CO-OP.But I turned on friendly fire.
Maga:Is the game timed?
Darkstorm:Yes...
Maga:Maybe when the games timer is up we will get outta here!How long was the timer?
Darkstorm:4 hours.
ME:While we are here in the coolest game why dont we cause a little mischief?
Maga:Yeah!
Ralphis:No!I say we wait here!
*I pull out my pistol and blast Ralphis in the head.He disapres*
ME:That was COOL!
*Suddenly the words "FUCK YOU GUYS!HA!IM OUT!" Maga looks at Darkstorm and shoots him.Darkstorm disapears.Maga and me look at eachother.I shoot and hit.He disapears.Now Im all alone in DOOM*
ME:Fuck.
*I shoot myself in the head.I respawn*
ME:THIS SUCKS MASSIVE AFTERGLOW!
*I wander around.I see an IMP*
IMP:What?A new skin?
ME:No.Ralphis spilled his coffee on the keyboard and trapped us in DOOM.We killed eachother and they got out but no one shot me.
IMP:Well,I will kill you to get you out but you gotta do one thing...GIVE ME HEAD!
*I blast the thing and walk over.I pull off the mask and underneath is TaZeR.*
ME:I knew it
*TaZeR's body disapears.Soon I come across another IMP*
IMP 2:Let me guess?Coffee on the keyboard.Everyone else killed eachother you were the last one?Ok ok...I will kill you...ONLY CAUSE YOU SHOT RALPHIS THOUGH!HEH!
ME:Ok ok.No need to shout.
IMP 2:Well you SEE I CANT HELP IT!Im NOT that SMART!
*The IMP tossess a fireball at me and it kills me.Im now in front of my computer.Afterwards I go find Ralphis and REALLY shoot him in the head*
DISCLAIMER!!!!THIS STORY IS NOT MEANT TO FLAME,DIS,MAKE FUN OF,TAUNT OR EVEN MAKE CRY...IT WAS JUST FOR FUN!!!
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07-19-01 04:21 
