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Malice Rancor
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Hmm.. trying to think of a good story. There seems to be a lot of PORNO in this forum, I don’t know why but that is ok. Arch-Vile getting picked on by a Mancubus got some laughs, the main character was searching for something. My first story probably killed a few kids with boredom. All right then, I think I am getting the hang of this. Probably not but that is ok also.

Valentines Day in Hell

It was a sad day for Gorge and his curious little monkey, and not just because he was condemned to live in hell for all eternity, it was Valentines Day and he didn’t have a sweet little satanic girlfriend to sodomize. He dreamed of Pink Demons with hearts tattooed on there little buns and Barons of Love wearing black netted stockings. But everyone was to busy bending over and spreading his or her cheeks for Oldar’s rock launcher to even notice him. Well everyone except for the Icon of Sin, God bent him over a long time ago and then attached his head to that computer thing so he couldn’t move. Damn they didn’t name him after a dog for nothing, that guy sure is kinky when it comes to doggy style, or should I say “Goddy” style.

Just then Gorge had a fabulous idea, “I’ll go grab a mound of flesh and resurrect it for my own devious pleasures”. This was very exiting for Gorge, demons only get penises on Valentines Day, so if you miss your chance then you are gonna have to wait a whole year for your next chance at some hardcore stabbige. So Gorge got his marine hide duffel bag from his house and gathered up a mound of flesh and brought it back home with him. “Woohoo, this is it,“ the said with a grin, “I am going to finally get some action around here!”

Gorge lifted his arms, casting his demonic spell, and brought the dead demon back to life. This wasn’t a Baron of Love wearing black netted stockings or a Pink Demon with a heart tattooed to its little buns though, but a horrible sex machine of ultimate doom. The thing almost filled up the whole room, it was Gorge’s worst nightmare, Tormax the Anal Apocalypse! Who was a big fat and juicy Mancubus, who was really, really horny!

-The enD-

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*sighs*

Oh well. Good story, if a little silly.

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Liam
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mmh, a little too dumb for my tastes. Good effort though.

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Malice Rancor
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Slowly and painfully Malice gets up and returns to the fray.

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BEAUTIFUL! Who says Hell is so bad for the guys who work there. Only problem is a bit of mizpellingg

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