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Naked Snake
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The Imp was angry.Well he was always angry.Nothing was good for Imps.They had spikes sticking out.One wrong move and *stab* you get a hole in you.And then the problem of no genitalia.That was horrible.The barons get genitals.Thats why they have pants.You think thats fur?Dead wrong my friend.The Imp also had a stupid name.The race of Imps were always mocked.Demons.Now that was a race.Powerful and they had a cool name.Imp.What the hell is an Imp?A little freak that plays with fire.Wow!What a terror inspiring name.He had killed a marine once that had a medal that said "Imp killer" on it.No demon killer medal.Imp killer however.Imps didnt even have an anus.They ate and were angry constantly.They were always constipated.More and more anger and no vengance.The Imp wandered around looking for something to kill.He saw a lost soul flying around.Lost souls were irritating.They flew at you then flew away.Couldnt kill a lost soul unless you were a marine.Or a bigger monster than an Imp.Imps were almost pathetic as zombies.Zombies have even killed Imps.The Imp looked and saw it.The pussyest monster.The rifle zombie man.The Imp launched its fireball and struck it.It only pissed it off.It was not a rifle man like he had thought.It was a marine.With a really big fucking gun.It aimed and pulled the trigger.A hiss and a huge green ball flew at the ugly Imp.The last thought that went thought its tiny brain was "Malcom didnt have it this bad" and then he was reduced to a pile of guts.

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What a malcom ripoff.

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You should have left the DOOM community when you had the chance...no one likes you.

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You should have left the DOOM community when you had the chance...no one likes you.


No offense, BBG, but you aren't Mr. Popularity either.

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Well no but Ralphis is hated.I mean you may dislike me but who has a sig saying "people call me a trouble shooter,I find BBG and shoot him"?

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Well no but Ralphis is hated.I mean you may dislike me but who has a sig saying "people call me a trouble shooter,I find BBG and shoot him"?


Exactly. Ralphis takes things too Seriously. That's how he got kick-banned from #doom permanently. Also never mention #unidoom in channel #doom.

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Well no but Ralphis is hated.I mean you may dislike me but who has a sig saying "people call me a trouble shooter,I find BBG and shoot him"?

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Oh. Haha, hahaha ha, haha......

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Ok so maybe they do but is Ralphis still irritating?Yes.

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Ok so maybe they do but is Ralphis still irritating?Yes.


Actually, I never saw the problem with ralphis. I don't like him or think he's cool or anything, but I don't see what he ever did to be so annoying other than be a lamer now and then.

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I want to kill for I am an Imp!

That's funny, I thought you were the BBG.

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Welcome to the Ralphis Bashing Thread.

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/me bashes Ralphis in the head
Well, you DID say the Ralphis Bashing Thread, didn't you?

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