Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE
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*WORDS "THE ARENA" APPEAR ON THE TV SCREEN*
*CUT TO REPORTER.BATTLE RAGES ON BEHIND HIM (EDITORS NOTE:THE ARENA GODS ORDERED THAT THE REPORTER NOT BE HARMED)*
REPORTER:We are here at one of the many arenas. You have seen the battles on TV now here from the combatants themselves. We shall talk to many warriors and hear their stories.
*CUT TO A BUST SHOT (SHOULDERS AND ABOVE) OF THE FIGHTER KNOWN AS "Sarge".*
Sarge:I have been fighting for at least 30 years. My first battle was against 16 other people. I was fragged (FRAGGED=KILLED FRAG=A KILL) 13 times. I got mad and slaughtered the mother fuckers.
*CUT TO A BATTLE. ROCKETS AND BULLETS. WARRIOR BACKFLIPS OVER A ROCKET AND BLASTS ANOTHER FIGHTER. HE IS SHOT FROM BEHIND BY ANOTHER COMBATANT.*
*CUT TO FULL BODY SHOT OF "Doom".*
Doom:After the hell wars I was brought here on the condition that I would be returned if another hell invasion started. I fought against at least 50 people. Man, I thought the demons were tough.
TO BE CONTINUED...SORRY CAUSE I GOTTA GO!
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08-16-01 06:43 
