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Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE


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Doom:BBG rules. He stabbed Caleb.

Caleb:That hurt.

Lo Wang:How in the hell do you get respawned anyway?

Caleb:Hmm...I dont know.

Ranger:Ask BBG...
*All look at Ranger*

Lo Wang:You just said something intelligent?
*Ranger drools*

Ranger:....
*A fly buzzes around Ranger*

Doom:Ok...well lets ask him.
*Doom logs onto his AIM SN. BBG is online*

IM
Doomguy666:Hey.
BigBadGangsta150:What?
Doomguy666:Um...how does Caleb get respawned?
BigBadGangsta150:Grr...leave me alone.
Doomguy666:I will get you some hentai.
BigBadGangsta150:Really? Sweet. Ok he gets respawned by these keyboard keys. shift+c-a-l-e-b. I just type in his name you asshole! God. Is it that hard to figure out? Now wheres the hentai?
Doomguy666:*LINK* here ya go.
BigBadGangsta150:Blarg. Now leave me alone you ugly bastard!
Doomguy666:Ok.

Doom:Hes a grumpy little shit.

Lo Wang:Heh.

Duke:Tell him Duke Nukem said come get some.

Doomguy666:Duke said come get some
BigBadGangsta150:Oh...he felt like an early death? He wasnt gonna die till vol.20...well...
*BBG pops in*

BBG:Come on you goddamn little whore.

Duke:Eat this!
*Duke tosses a pipebomb at BBG. Little does he know BBG has mad l33+ sk1llz. He kicks the pipebomb. It lands in Caleb's hand*

Caleb:Fuck...Duke NO!
*Duke doesnt see all this cause of the shades. He pushes the detonator and Caleb's guts are splattered about*

BBG:All this fighting has made me realize something.

Duke:What that fighting is wrong?

BBG:No...you really need to lose the shades dude. You can hardly see shit.

Duke:I guess...so I am gonna die in volume 20?

BBG:No...you are gonna die right now!
*BBG whips out a Desert Eagle and shoots Duke in the head. He falls*

BBG:I am off.
*He makes a flying motion and...nothing happens*

BBG:Oops. Heh.
*He walks out the door. He sees Bombshell. His last words before the door closes are "Hey arnt you a dyke?" then a loud SMACK!*

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DukeNukem
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keep me out of your retarded stories

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Naked Snake
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No. You arnt Duke Nukem. You are Ralphis. Fool.

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Zaldron
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It doesn't matter, they're still retarded.

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............ *cricket noise* .... oh, look, a cricket! *Picks up the insect and miyaaahs* oh, was I supposed to comment? I don't feel like it, so here's a fortune cookie... it says "big things are coming your way". As usual, makes no sense, but I have a pet bug now, so bye ^_^! *Skitters off*

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Liam
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............ *cricket noise* .... oh, look, a cricket! *Picks up the insect and miyaaahs* oh, was I supposed to comment? I don't feel like it, so here's a fortune cookie... it says "big things are coming your way". As usual, makes no sense, but I have a pet bug now, so bye ^_^! *Skitters off*


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EllipsusD
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here's a fortune cookie... it says "big things are coming your way". As usual, makes no sense

They usualyy make more sense if you add "in bed" at the end. Hmm... hope you like large women, bigbadgangsta.

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