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Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE

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Registered: 05-01

Doom:BBG rules. He stabbed Caleb.

Caleb:That hurt.

Lo Wang:How in the hell do you get respawned anyway?

Caleb:Hmm...I dont know.

Ranger:Ask BBG...
*All look at Ranger*

Lo Wang:You just said something intelligent?
*Ranger drools*

Ranger:....
*A fly buzzes around Ranger*

Doom:Ok...well lets ask him.
*Doom logs onto his AIM SN. BBG is online*

IM
Doomguy666:Hey.
BigBadGangsta150:What?
Doomguy666:Um...how does Caleb get respawned?
BigBadGangsta150:Grr...leave me alone.
Doomguy666:I will get you some hentai.
BigBadGangsta150:Really? Sweet. Ok he gets respawned by these keyboard keys. shift+c-a-l-e-b. I just type in his name you asshole! God. Is it that hard to figure out? Now wheres the hentai?
Doomguy666:*LINK* here ya go.
BigBadGangsta150:Blarg. Now leave me alone you ugly bastard!
Doomguy666:Ok.

Doom:Hes a grumpy little shit.

Lo Wang:Heh.

Duke:Tell him Duke Nukem said come get some.

Doomguy666:Duke said come get some
BigBadGangsta150:Oh...he felt like an early death? He wasnt gonna die till vol.20...well...
*BBG pops in*

BBG:Come on you goddamn little whore.

Duke:Eat this!
*Duke tosses a pipebomb at BBG. Little does he know BBG has mad l33+ sk1llz. He kicks the pipebomb. It lands in Caleb's hand*

Caleb:Fuck...Duke NO!
*Duke doesnt see all this cause of the shades. He pushes the detonator and Caleb's guts are splattered about*

BBG:All this fighting has made me realize something.

Duke:What that fighting is wrong?

BBG:No...you really need to lose the shades dude. You can hardly see shit.

Duke:I guess...so I am gonna die in volume 20?

BBG:No...you are gonna die right now!
*BBG whips out a Desert Eagle and shoots Duke in the head. He falls*

BBG:I am off.
*He makes a flying motion and...nothing happens*

BBG:Oops. Heh.
*He walks out the door. He sees Bombshell. His last words before the door closes are "Hey arnt you a dyke?" then a loud SMACK!*

08-20-01 15:20 #

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DukeNukem
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keep me out of your retarded stories

08-21-01 09:27 #

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Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE

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No. You arnt Duke Nukem. You are Ralphis. Fool.

08-21-01 10:05 #

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Zaldron
Sex Cauldron

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It doesn't matter, they're still retarded.

08-24-01 14:12 #

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Red_Warrior
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............ *cricket noise* .... oh, look, a cricket! *Picks up the insect and miyaaahs* oh, was I supposed to comment? I don't feel like it, so here's a fortune cookie... it says "big things are coming your way". As usual, makes no sense, but I have a pet bug now, so bye ^_^! *Skitters off*

08-25-01 19:07 #

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Liam
the Bard formerly known as the Bard

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............ *cricket noise* .... oh, look, a cricket! *Picks up the insect and miyaaahs* oh, was I supposed to comment? I don't feel like it, so here's a fortune cookie... it says "big things are coming your way". As usual, makes no sense, but I have a pet bug now, so bye ^_^! *Skitters off*

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08-25-01 20:52 #