Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE

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Registered: 05-01 |
Duke:Hey!Who's this guy?
DOOM:Oh,him.*points to a big guy,holding an axe and smiling an evil smile*.Hes Ranger,ya know the guy from QUAKE.
Ranger:Me kill things much.
DOOM:Hes go the brains of drywall but hes strong.
Ranger:Umm...coffee?Me coffee needs now!
Duke:I see what you mean.Hey,Ranger!Whats 12 + 12?
Ranger:Urm...?Mes head hurts many!
DOOM:Ok...that was a little tough for him.
Caleb:Whats up guys?Whos this?
Ranger:Me Ranger.Me mean,strong and the heritic guy thinks me sexy.Hes weird.
Caleb:*whispering to DOOM*Whats up with this guy?Hes about as smart as a truck!
DOOM:*Evil grin*He likes to be called dumbass.
Caleb:Hey dumbass,what game are you in?
Ranger:Call dumbass me?*Ranger looks pissed and roars*Kill you now!*Grabs Caleb by the neck and chokes him.Calebs face turns purple and he collapses,dead*
Ranger:Me do good?
DOOM:*VERY BIG SMILE >:)*Yeah,you did really good!
Duke:Move over,I gotta rip his head off and shit down his neck.
DOOM:After your done,I gotta piss like a racehorse!
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