Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE

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Registered: 05-01 |
DOOM:Whoa...I just saw Lara Croft!Her titties are flarking huge!
Caleb:Shes a dyke!
DOOM:Really?Whats yer proof?
Caleb:I asked her out and she said no.
*DOOM and Duke laugh so hard they almost piss and shit themsleves*
Duke:No.It just proves she has taste!
DOOM:Yeah.She went out with me and Duke...and...
*Duke and DOOM say this at the same time*WE HIT THAT SHIT!
Caleb:Bullshit!
Duke:We have videos.Ill show mine.
*Duke puts in porno*
Lara:Ohh....Duke!
Duke:Shake em baby.Its good to be you...OH!!!
Lara:3 minutes?DOOM was better!
*Tape ends*
DOOM:Heh!I am the love machine.I used my BFD and used a BFC!
Caleb:BFC?BFD?
DOOM:Big friggin condom and Big friggin dong!
*DOOM thinks of Lara and he pops wood.His BFD hits Caleb,knocking him out the window.Caleb falls 12 stories and lands on the heritic guys car*
DOOM:I got a BFL!
Duke:Big friggin Long-schlong?
DOOM:No...big friggin lawsuit!
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