First Person Shooter Lounge Vol.6

DOOM:Whoa...I just saw Lara Croft!Her titties are flarking huge!

Caleb:Shes a dyke!

DOOM:Really?Whats yer proof?

Caleb:I asked her out and she said no.

*DOOM and Duke laugh so hard they almost piss and shit themsleves*

Duke:No.It just proves she has taste!

DOOM:Yeah.She went out with me and Duke...and...
*Duke and DOOM say this at the same time*WE HIT THAT SHIT!

Caleb:Bullshit!

Duke:We have videos.Ill show mine.
*Duke puts in porno*

Lara:Ohh....Duke!

Duke:Shake em baby.Its good to be you...OH!!!

Lara:3 minutes?DOOM was better!
*Tape ends*

DOOM:Heh!I am the love machine.I used my BFD and used a BFC!

Caleb:BFC?BFD?

DOOM:Big friggin condom and Big friggin dong!

*DOOM thinks of Lara and he pops wood.His BFD hits Caleb,knocking him out the window.Caleb falls 12 stories and lands on the heritic guys car*

DOOM:I got a BFL!

Duke:Big friggin Long-schlong?

DOOM:No...big friggin lawsuit!

man...how do you come up with this stuff ?
it's instant ? or do you think this over night ?

"Off the top of the head" sounds accurate.

Cool! What will Corvus do to Caleb now that Caleb crushed his car? I'd think Corvus would just run over Caleb, or better yet use a morph ovum on him and then crush caleb!