Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE
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Registered: 05-01 |
*Three marines walking in a hallway, they accidently go into the Gate Room*
Marine 1:Dude, go to Hell.
Marine 2:No dude you *all three step on the gate teleporter* go to...Hell?
Marine 3:Bastards! We're in Hell!
Marine 2:Um...*Pulls out gun* fuck!
Marine 1:Well, this does suck balls.
Marine 3:Bah! You can sit around and cop out like a whack bitch motha fucka but I aint gonna sit around here and wait ta die!*Cocks shotgun*
Marine 2:Well sheeit! I think we need to kick some *loads up his rocket launcher* serious ass.
Marine 1:Damnit. Alls I got was a pistol! Oh well. If it moves kill it, if it doesnt move its probably dead but kill it again just in case.
Marine 2:Suck my beanbag! I want to kill EVERYTHING!
Marine 3:Yo! Calm down bitch! We gots to um...assess the situation or whateva.
Marine 2:Fuck off retard *smacks Marine 3*.
Marine 3:*Points weapon at Marine 2* Suck dis biotch!
*Marine 1 stops him from shooting*
Marine 1:DUDE! We cant fight!
Marine 2&3:Sorry...
Marine 1:Well lets figure out how to get the fuck outta here!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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09-26-01 06:17 
