Naked Snake Posted September 26, 2001 *Three marines walking in a hallway, they accidently go into the Gate Room* Marine 1:Dude, go to Hell. Marine 2:No dude you *all three step on the gate teleporter* go to...Hell? Marine 3:Bastards! We're in Hell! Marine 2:Um...*Pulls out gun* fuck! Marine 1:Well, this does suck balls. Marine 3:Bah! You can sit around and cop out like a whack bitch motha fucka but I aint gonna sit around here and wait ta die!*Cocks shotgun* Marine 2:Well sheeit! I think we need to kick some *loads up his rocket launcher* serious ass. Marine 1:Damnit. Alls I got was a pistol! Oh well. If it moves kill it, if it doesnt move its probably dead but kill it again just in case. Marine 2:Suck my beanbag! I want to kill EVERYTHING! Marine 3:Yo! Calm down bitch! We gots to um...assess the situation or whateva. Marine 2:Fuck off retard *smacks Marine 3*. Marine 3:*Points weapon at Marine 2* Suck dis biotch! *Marine 1 stops him from shooting* Marine 1:DUDE! We cant fight! Marine 2&3:Sorry... Marine 1:Well lets figure out how to get the fuck outta here! TO BE CONTINUED... 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted September 27, 2001 Well, that was most certainly retarded. 0 Share this post Link to post