Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE
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Marine 1:Frikkin' DUDE!
Marine 2:Alright, lets get outta here.
Marine 1:Frikkin' DUDE! I second that.
Marine 3:*flips switch, all three are taken up onto Hell's surface*....man, this sucks *burp* oops. Scuse me.
Marine 1:Frikkin' DUDE! Lets move!
Marine 2:*whispered to Marine 3* If he says frikkin' dude one more time I am gonna...
Marine 1:Frikkin' *gunshot*! Its a monster!
Marine 2:*over gunfire to Marine 3* Hes lucky he had to shoot!
*Marine 3 nods, dissapointed*
*The monster is killed and all 3 walk into a hallway, bodies and gore litter the ground*
Marine 1:Frikkin' *fireball being tossed*! Look- DAMN! WATCH OUT!
*They all duck and Marine 3 kills the Imp*
Marine 1:Frikkin' *Door behind them closes*! That was close!
Marine 3:Yep, I need a beer.
Demon Spirit:I can grant you this wish if you give me your soul...
Marine 3:Wait! If I give you my soul, I die and I cant drink the beer!
Demon Spirit:Your soul is taken away when ALL the beer is gone. *He holds out a can of beer*
Marine 3:K, I guess *he grabs the beer, pops the top, opens his visor and starts slamming it. He finishes and tosses the can down, and burps, but doesnt die*
Demon Spirit:What the fuck!?
Marine 3:Heh. Theres always that little incy bit of beer left down at the bottom of the can! I had to finish it ALL! *All 3 burst out laughing*
*Demon Spirit gives them the bird and dissapears*
Marine 1:Frikkin' *Marine 3 burps, then farts real LOUD*! That was weird!
THE CONCLUSION COMING SOON...Frikkin' *thread is submitted*!
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09-28-01 02:58 
