Naked Snake Posted October 19, 2001 You have a chainsaw next to your computer When you see a group of fat people you argue with your friends if they are mancubuses or mancubi You named your pet or pets DOOM You think Crash in Quake III arena or skulltag is "hot" You refer to your boss as a baron of hell You call short people imps When you get mad you say you have a berserker rage You know the ID teams birthdays You call ID up and tell them they placed a wall .000001 higher than the wall across from it You beat Plutonia on nightmare with one hand When you see a spider you shoot it and scream "Eat this you little arachnatron!" You go blind when you step outside You wear a DOOM t-shirt to a funeral You have a DOOM themed wedding You choose DOOM over sex You spend waaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on #doom And the #1 way to tell if you play to much DOOM is You have 60 gigs out of a 79 gig HD full of wads and still claim to not have enough levels to satisfy your taste... 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted October 19, 2001 You sir, are a twat. This doesn't look like fan fiction to me. I'd just as soon get the original Doom logo tattooed on the underside of my left wrist so I could say I Doom everywhere. =P 0 Share this post Link to post
Xenoman Posted October 19, 2001 Those are pretty good. Argh, DNF has copied the chainsaw from Doom. Have you seen the screenshots at http://www.planetduke.com That's a shame. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted October 19, 2001 Also add: If itme to you falls into 2 catorgorys: Before doom and after doom I do mesure time in games terms: 1908's = C64 1991-1992 = post C64 1993 = Wolf 3D 1994-1995 = Doom, Doom2, PSX. 1996 = Duke3D, Quake, N64. 1997 = Quake 2, Goldeneye, Metal Gear Solid, Puta now outof date 1998-1999 = Half life. 2000-2001 = Deus ex, Ps2. See kids? Simple. 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest ZZ_TOPPER_X Posted October 20, 2001 Wolf 3D was in '92, and Doom in '93, Doom II in '94. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted October 21, 2001 Metal Gear Solid was that long ago???? 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted October 21, 2001 Metal Gear Solid was that long ago???? Bah! MGS came out in 98 didnt it? 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted October 21, 2001 You play too much Doom when: You're registered here (sorry, couldn't resist) You wonder what kind of graphics card this comp is running on, since it's obviously in GL mode and there's absolutely NO bluriness You've been stuck in this one really big level and there's no way (The Real World [tm], folks!) You wonder why the sky doesn't look flat whenever you look up You wonder where all the Chainguns, Rocket Launchers, and Plasma Rifles are You sit around and make up lists about what happens you play too much Doom :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted October 21, 2001 You play too much Doom when: You wonder what kind of graphics card this comp is running on, since it's obviously in GL mode and there's absolutely NO bluriness Unless you're drunk. 0 Share this post Link to post
HateFactor Posted October 21, 2001 Argh, DNF has copied the chainsaw from Doom. actually the creators of both DNF and DOOM stole it from the evil dead movies; doom was worse however - they also stole the SSG...ahh, who cares anyway... 0 Share this post Link to post