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Naked Snake
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You have a chainsaw next to your computer

When you see a group of fat people you argue with your friends if they are mancubuses or mancubi

You named your pet or pets DOOM

You think Crash in Quake III arena or skulltag is "hot"

You refer to your boss as a baron of hell

You call short people imps

When you get mad you say you have a berserker rage

You know the ID teams birthdays

You call ID up and tell them they placed a wall .000001 higher than the wall across from it

You beat Plutonia on nightmare with one hand

When you see a spider you shoot it and scream "Eat this you little arachnatron!"

You go blind when you step outside

You wear a DOOM t-shirt to a funeral

You have a DOOM themed wedding

You choose DOOM over sex

You spend waaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on #doom

And the #1 way to tell if you play to much DOOM is

You have 60 gigs out of a 79 gig HD full of wads and still claim to not have enough levels to satisfy your taste...

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deadnail
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You sir, are a twat. This doesn't look like fan fiction to me. I'd just as soon get the original Doom logo tattooed on the underside of my left wrist so I could say I Doom everywhere. =P

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Xenoman
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Those are pretty good.

Argh, DNF has copied the chainsaw from Doom. Have you seen the screenshots at http://www.planetduke.com

That's a shame.

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Also add:

If itme to you falls into 2 catorgorys:

Before doom and after doom

I do mesure time in games terms:

1908's = C64

1991-1992 = post C64

1993 = Wolf 3D

1994-1995 = Doom, Doom2, PSX.

1996 = Duke3D, Quake, N64.

1997 = Quake 2, Goldeneye, Metal Gear Solid, Puta now outof date

1998-1999 = Half life.

2000-2001 = Deus ex, Ps2.

See kids? Simple.

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Kid Airbag
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Metal Gear Solid was that long ago????

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Naked Snake
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Metal Gear Solid was that long ago????


Bah! MGS came out in 98 didnt it?

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no, it came out in 1997.

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DooMBoy
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You play too much Doom when:
You're registered here (sorry, couldn't resist)
You wonder what kind of graphics card this comp is running on, since it's obviously in GL mode and there's absolutely NO bluriness
You've been stuck in this one really big level and there's no way (The Real World [tm], folks!)
You wonder why the sky doesn't look flat whenever you look up
You wonder where all the Chainguns, Rocket Launchers, and Plasma Rifles are
You sit around and make up lists about what happens you play too much Doom :)




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Kid Airbag
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You play too much Doom when:
You wonder what kind of graphics card this comp is running on, since it's obviously in GL mode and there's absolutely NO bluriness

Unless you're drunk.

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Argh, DNF has copied the chainsaw from Doom.


actually the creators of both DNF and DOOM stole it from the evil dead movies; doom was worse however - they also stole the SSG...ahh, who cares anyway...

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