Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE
Posts: 11567
Registered: 05-01 |
DOOM:I found my rocket launcher!Ive been looking for this for weeks!
Duke:Why do you need it?
DOOM:Well you see that shitty car down there?
Duke:Yeah!
DOOM:Well thats the car of the guy who was in dark forces.Kyle or something like that.
*DOOM blasts a rocket and explodes Kyle's car*
Caleb:What are you guys doing?
DOOM:Nothing...
Duke:Yeah!Kyle's car was already destroyed!
Caleb:Oh you guys are gonna get it now!
*Kyle enters the room*
Kyle:Who shot my car!
*Duke and DOOM point to Caleb*
Caleb:I didnt do anything!
*Kyle pulls out a thermal detonator and prepares to throw it.Maga grabs it and shoves it down Kyles throat,killing him*
Maga:Cacodemon Leader got to kill Caleb and now its my turn!HA HA HA HA!
*Maga pulls out a plasma rifle and shoots Caleb until the cell runs out.Caleb looks like a beef roast that was cooked for way to long*
Maga:Peace.
*Maga leaves*
DOOM:So whos car do ya wanna blow up next?
Duke:How about Bittermans?
DOOM:No way!I hate looking at him.Hes friggin nastyfied!
Duke:Well how about B.J Blackowitz's car!
DOOM:Yeah.When god said let there be pixels he turned on the monitor!Heh!
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06-20-01 23:07 
