Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE
Posts: 11514
Registered: 05-01 |
DOOM:Oh man...
Duke:What
DOOM:I havent gotten laid in like 2 weeks.
Caleb:I havent gotten laid since BLOOD 2!I still cant figure it out!BLOOD 2 was amazing looking.
Duke:Yeah but it played like a dead sheep.
DOOM:When DOOM 3 comes out itll be poontang central at my pad.
Duke:Yeah well when Duke 4 Ever comes out same thing cept my pad.
DOOM:You aint gonna get pussy for like 4 years then.Heh!
Duke:Well I dont feel bad.
DOOM:Why?
Duke:Cause Caleb aint gonna never get no pussy!Ha!
Caleb:Fuck you.I can get some pussy.
*Mynx from Quake 3 walks by*
Caleb:Watch!Hey,is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in em.
*Mynx pulls out a Rail Gun and blows Caleb into tiny chunks*
Mynx:Hey DOOM wanna go back to my place and wip out your BFD?
DOOM:Hell yeah!
*DOOM leaves with Mynx*
Duke:Well,that does it...im going to Bootylicious!
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