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Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE


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Place=E3M8
Officer=Sgt Tanner
Offense=Assault
Offender=Billy Ray the Demon
Time=NO TIME IN HELL

REPORT=I recived a call from the spouse of Billy Ray the Demon.I had already been there twice that night.I pulled up to the Fireside Trailer Park and went to their trailer.I knocked and heard a scream.

Sandra Sue the Lost Soul=Stop hitting me!
Billy Ray=Bitch!Shut the fuck up!

I knocked louder.

Billy Ray=You fucking whore!Did you call the cops again?

I hear a smack and a scream.I bust open the door and pull out my shotgun.

ME=Sir.Stop hitting her.
Billy Ray=This slut is fuckin' cheatin' on muh (me) wid (with) dat (that) rat bastard Johny Joe the Cacodemon.This lil (little) cunt rag hea (here) is fuckin' him in muh (my) bed.
ME=Sir.Thats no reason to-
Billy Ray=Bullshit.Fuck dat (that).Shes a lil (little) ho.

Billy Ray slaps Sandra Sue and she flys across the room.I point the shotgun at him.

ME=Sir,do that again and you will be shot.
Billy Ray=Bitch,ya (you) aint gonna be takin' muh (me) alive!

He rushed at me and I was forced to blow his head off.

Sandra Sue=Oh fuck!Ya (you) mutha (mother) fucka (fucker)!

END REPORT

U.A.C POLICE

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LorD BaZTArD
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No...........Please NO MORE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'll pay you......please........










Nah Just kidding.
I liked your First Person Shooter Bar
Better.

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DooMBoy
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(but Stupidity still cannot be concealed)


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Heh. Not too bad.
DOOM POLICE IIII, next!!

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EllipsusD
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Actually it would be Doom Police IV, but anyway, great work. Keep coming up with this stuff, because eveyone enjoys reading it.

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Liam
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Actually it would be Doom Police IV, but anyway, great work. Keep coming up with this stuff, because eveyone enjoys reading it.


Not everyone... and definetely not me.

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