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Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE


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*Marine firing on a Imp with a pistol*

Marine:Die you mother fucker!

Imp:Lick my non-existant balls!
*Marine misses more*

Ghetto Demon:YO!Hold up crackaz!My peeps jus' found dis whack shit on da net.
*The Marine and Imp,bewildered,listen.*

Ghetto Demon:Yo!Shit boy,stand the fuck back,your breath smells like you munched on a caco-crotch!Sheeit!
*Ghetto Demon holds out a piece of paper*

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DOOM is evil.It contains many satanic symbols.
*Imp and the Marine LOL*

Imp:What did he expect from a game called DOOM?Flowers?

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The game DOOM is about a marine who goes to hell.

Marine:This retard should.

Imp:Yep
*Imp pulls out a bud and starts sipping it.*
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In DOOM there are many weapons,including a gun called the BFG which stands for big fucking gun

Imp:This asshole can suck my big fucking sac

Marine:You don't have one remember?

Imp:If I did I would slap you in the face with them right now.

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In DOOM the monsters are NAKED!Though none of them have genitals it is still discusting!

Marine:Ya here that!You guys can't fuck!

Imp:You can fuck...off.

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DOOM has an episode called KNEE-DEEP IN THE DEAD

Imp:I would be knee deep in his sisters puss crack if I had GENITALS!

Marine:Heh!

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In closing DOOM is evil and if you like DOOM you should rot in hell.

Marine:Well when HE gets here he can rot on my hairy beanbag.
*As the Marine laughs,the Imp slashes his neck and shoves his face near his crotch!

Imp:Suck my skin BITCH!

Old Post 07-23-01 12:21
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Liam
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You've got quite an imagination.


If only he could use it to write something entertaining.

Old Post 07-23-01 19:25
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