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Naked Snake
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Ralphis was sitting at his computer typing up another post in the DOOMWORLD forums.It was hot in philadelphia even for the night so he was in his boxers(tm).He sat in the dim room with a bottle of Heineken next to him.He was sticky and sweaty.Suddenly he heard a crash in his living room followed by a "Shit!".Scared he opened the desk drawer and pulled out his pocket knife.He pulled out the blade and stalked to the living room.He flicked on the light and there was a beatiful woman standing there.She had on a belly button shirt and a short skirt.Ralphis wondered if she was wearing underwear then remebered that she broke into his house.
"Who are you?" he demanded.
"My name is Michelle" she cooed."My brother ************ (no its not me I dont have a sister and if I did she would fuck Ralphis she would fuck LuT)showed me your posts and you sound like a funny sexy guy.".
"So why are you here?" he asked.
"To make dirty nasty love to you" she said in a sultry voice.She rushed forth and planter her lips on his and was rubbing him all over.Her hand found her way to the brim of his boxers(tm) and she pulled them down.She found quite a pleasent surprise.A massive 9 inch dong awaited her lips.She moved down to Ralphis's unit and began to give him oral sex.Her red lips moved back and forth for at least 30 minutes until he bust on her forehead.She reached her smooth silky hand up and scooped it up then put it in her mouth with a grin.He pulled of her skirt and panties and procceeded to slide his now very erect wangular piece into her pink valley and after hours of love making she got up from the floor,minding the rug burns and got dressed.She gave Ralphis a long passionate kiss and said "I really must be going." and like that she was gone.
The next day Ralphis woke up and he rembered last night.For some reason his penis itched so he looked down and beheld a horrible sight.
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSS!" he screamed for all of Philly to hear.


THE END

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Naked Snake
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Acually its me this time.I got a request from Ralphis to make a new porn story.As you can see Asshole Bill I am a much better writer than my brother and I know the people of the DOOMWORLD forums.

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rofl thats just great. 2 fucks in one week. Lets make it a hat trick

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Geez, some guys have all the luck........

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