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Ralphis`
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When I first saw you in your bushes touching himself, i knew i had to have you. You looked so great that i couldve just joined you. There are no guarantees of how deformed our children will be. No answer why. But i want to hold you Zaldron. Your skin looks so smooth. Please take me away.


Love,
Ralphis

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Zaldron
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When I first saw you in your bushes touching himself, i knew i had to have you.

himself? I thought it was "yourself". Oh, doesn't really matter, I was eating a racoon.


You looked so great that i couldve just joined you.

That needs surgical removement, you know? Lucky for you, cause I'm not paying it.


There are no guarantees of how deformed our children will be.

Bah, at least we can eat them. Or at least that's what Liam says...


No answer why. But i want to hold you Zaldron. Your skin looks so smooth. Please take me away.

Ummmh, can I have your cc number?

Old Post 08-12-01 09:26
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Ralphis`
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Don't hide your feelings Zaldron. We can do it.

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deathz0r
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ok, now I'M scared.

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nightmare imp
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"We've got hostiles !"

Old Post 08-12-01 09:53
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Zaldron
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HUMONGOUS SIG ALERT!!!!

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nightmare imp
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HUMONGOUS SIG ALERT!!!!


Whatever could you be talking about you silly goose ?

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geekmarine
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Okay, that was wrong. I'm gonna have nightmares about this for years to come. As scary as Doom was, that's nothing compared to what happened here. I don't think I'll ever be able to go on with the memories that have been burned into my brain, so I think I'll just take a BFG to my head instead.

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fraggle
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This was vaguely funny at first but now its just going into the realms of scary...

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CacodemonLeader
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"We've got hostiles !"


Indeed.

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Rubilacxe
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ROTFL! Ralphis, you wacko

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Ralphis`
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Why do you all insult my feelings towards my one and only love?

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ADOOM
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this is a first..and indeed this is..REALLY NOT RIGHT!

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Lazer
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"When good forumers go bad."

Old Post 08-12-01 16:35
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Liam
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Yuck.

/me sips pepsi.

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Dark Fox
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HOw high are you ralphis?

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pilottobombadier
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This is a forum, not a sex cauldron...I mean brothel!

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DooMBoy
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Stay tuned for the next episode of "When Straight Posters Turn Gay!"!!!!

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læmænt
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Stay tuned for the next episode of "When Straight Posters Turn Gay!"!!!!


How do you know they were straight in the first place?

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pilottobombadier
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Very true...Ralphis, you're gay. Leave. now.

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Disorder
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When I first saw you in your bushes touching himself, i knew i had to have you. You looked so great that i couldve just joined you. There are no guarantees of how deformed our children will be. No answer why. But i want to hold you Zaldron. Your skin looks so smooth. Please take me away.


Love,
Ralphis
cough, cough... /me dies.

Old Post 08-12-01 20:34
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Sephiroth
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quote
"This is a forum, not a sex cauldron"

sex cauldron!!! i thought they closed that place down!
anyway this is all to creepy and completly out of no ware.

this proves nothing stays the same, i am gone for a few hours and this pops out of nowere

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Phoenix
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I think there is too much Mac's coffee going around.

Old Post 08-12-01 21:47
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Zaldron
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At least he can't reach me. Oh, the miracle of Internet.

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geekmarine
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People, I absolutely cannot stress this enough. Don't drink the coffee!!! I hope this will be a lesson to anyone else who may get the urge for a little caffeine rush. If you absolutely have to get some caffeine in you, please, drink something else, like Mountain Dew. Wait a minute, Mountain Dew? On second thought, just go ahead and drink the coffee, it probably tastes better and is less hazardous for your health.

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Naked Snake
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Ok, Ralphis, you have had your fun now stop.

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Lost Soul
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People, I absolutely cannot stress this enough. Don't drink the coffee!!! I hope this will be a lesson to anyone else who may get the urge for a little caffeine rush. If you absolutely have to get some caffeine in you, please, drink something else, like Mountain Dew. Wait a minute, Mountain Dew? On second thought, just go ahead and drink the coffee, it probably tastes better and is less hazardous for your health.


Just drink either Jolt or Whup Ass if the coffee is too much.

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esco
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WHAT DA FUCK!!!!!....... AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

/Me drops da blunt and runs da fuck away, screamin' like a little white bitch, who just got gang fucked by 3 ghetto niggas with 12 inch long dicks!!!/

.................

DAMN, i'm stoned!!!!

¦]

(BIG, EVIL, WOLFGUY TYPE, STONED GRIN!!!)

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Wait a minute, Mountain Dew? On second thought, just go ahead and drink the coffee, it probably tastes better and is less hazardous for your health.

Hey shut up. Mountain Dew rules. :)

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ShadyXMR
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The fact that Ralphis is being an open bushbanger and Zaldron is answering him as if it was a normal post is a little too much for me. It's what I should be expecting out of this forum but I haven't. It never ceases to amaze me.

Back to the weirdness...
Naw I don't think that MAC's coffee is what has been going around. Most likely Ralphis has got his hands on the piss itself and has been drinking it straight without the caffine protection.

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