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here are some kick ass doom related product u will never see.

1. Doom ceral, not for the kiddies. with frighting demonic marshmellow shapes each coated with a drop of LSD. Now it comes with more additives such as dead soldiers and demons. comes in three ass kicking flavors imp, demon and baron of hell.

2. the doom lunch box, open it up and see the surprises we have made. this is no normal lunch box it was made right in hell by the evilest of the demons. But we are going to use it to kick thier asses. we have added a special editon doom shotgun so u can take out those baddies while u eat your lunch.

3. A car inspired by doom. This car has it all for any of you hard core imp kill'n bastards out there. 4 inches of armor, 2 fat ass rocket launchers, 3 mini gun turrets, anit-cyberdemon missels and even a cool stuffed baron head as hood orniment.

4. Special Hissy stuffed animal, it may bite back. hisses and pisses when u squeeze him, he may even bite and shoot ball lightning up ur ass when your not looking. dont squeeze too hard or his guts will fall out like in doom.

there are some doom related products u will never see now for the ultimate doom product u will never see

Doom folders for school! this will pis off all those anti-ID software bitches. Advertise the worlds greatest game in school. picture after picture of demons being slaughter my a brutal buffed up man. That will drive those assholes who blame doom for violence absolutly mad! If u get suspended for ur beutiful doom folder we will send u a life size figure of any doom creature of youe choice as well as a free hat and t-shirt and copies of doom, doom2, and doom3!

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Windowpain
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Weren't some of these posted long, long ago?
Just a question.

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Lüt
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1. Doom ceral, not for the kiddies. With frighting demonic marshmellow shapes each coated with a drop of LSD.

WHEEEEEE!! Now you're using an ounce of brain! You gotta have different types, y'know; LSD, PCP, Crack, etc. like Cheerios has Honey-roasted, Wheat and those other brown things and whatever the hell else they got, along with all those other stupid companies that do the same shit. Yeah.

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oh god

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