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Liam
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Mom: You should learn some life skills for when you go off to college. You should at least know how to make scrambled eggs.

Me: That's what the internet is for (smiles).

Mom: Oh c'mon, that's not a recipe thing, scrambled eggs is something you learn to do. If you can actually learn how to make scrambled eggs off the internet, I'll pay you five bucks!


GOOGLE SEARCH


/me is five bucks richer.

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Arioch
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rofl

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DoOmEr4LiFe
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scrambled eggs? HA! Chicken Cordon Bleu master right here! muahahahahaha I AM THE SUPREME DOOM CHEF!!!sorry, got a little out of control there...

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Amanichen
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Chicken Cordon Bleu master right here!


Dude...it's breaded chicken with a frickin cheese sauce. Is that really something to brag about?

:p

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DoOmEr4LiFe
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better than scrambled eggs...besides at least it sounds impressive

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fodders
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My chicken ding is quite impressive

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AirRaid
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I do a good tin of baked beans. :P

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999cop
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cold ordered pizza, anyone?

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Lüt
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CHEESE!!

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doom style hobo soup! chunks of real imp, demon and baron with a hint of dried cocodemon's blood and bone dust. then blasted with a BFG.

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pilottobombadier
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Pasta god right here. Any sauce for pasta, you want it, you got it, improvision costs a little more, though!

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Zaldron
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Same here. Pasta = daily lunch.

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999cop
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doom style hobo soup! chunks of real imp, demon and baron with a hint of dried cocodemon's blood and bone dust. then blasted with a BFG.


/me puts on a crosshair and aim accurately at it and fires rocket. boom!

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I prefer plasma-blackened zombie corpse myself, with some Imp brains on the side.

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Naked Snake
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I made a sandwhich once. I cant cook. I can only make ceral and sandwhiches. Oh and hotdogs/hamburgers.

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999cop
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I made a sandwhich once. I cant cook. I can only make cereal and sandwhiches.


gross

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Zaldron...you are truly a kindred spirit! Meh. enough with the flattery...I'm a god when it comes to imprrovising for pasta sauces, too...once, all that was left was all these hollandaise sauces, so I used those...I actually made a REALLY kickass sauce...but not the hollandaise alone...mixed in shitloads of spices, cheeses, and veggies (green and hot peppers), as well as some black pepper for taste...oh it was good...

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The last time I 'cooked' anything properly I had to throw away the pan.......

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Yeah, I spend 10 minutes sawing off the black shell from a tuna I tried to cook :)

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I have a great recipe for chili that I can make. It serves five and takes about an hour of monitoring and mixing. The main bits are to NOT use tomato wedges (I hate those fucking things) and NOT put in so much fucking water it ends up runny.

It's chili Goddammit, its supposed to be THICK not a fucking stew.

The beans are a mixed bag, I usually mix up two or three kinds to keep the flavor going.

You simply MUST add tons of spices to it but stay away from herbs... they don't go all that well with most Spanish dishes.

As for peppers, I fucking hate Jalapeños. They're not even that hot and they taste like you're eating metal shavings. Fucking nasty. Instead, use some dried Jabaneros, just one ground up very well for normal people... personally I take at least fourteen of the motherfuckers. =)

Lastly, and most importantly, don't use fucking saltines. Use Ritz butter crackers, they have a much better flavor that complements the chili powder better. No side dish is necessary, but it goes really fucking well with cheese or on a taco or anything you can come up with. =)

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HateFactor
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chicken parm....mmmmmm *drools uncontrolably*

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eck, meat sucks! As a vegitarian, I LOVE Cesar salad with bits of tofu and a glass of soy milk. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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chicken parm....mmmmmm *drools uncontrolably*

Oh man... that stuff is SSSSSSOOOOOOO good...

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I hate runny chili, but I do like it when it has a little bit of a tomato-like flavor. My grandma likes cajun food, so whenever she makes chili, she tries to stay away from hamburger and puts in chunks of deer steak instead. There is like three or more different kinds of beans she puts in it too.

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I prefer plasma-blackened zombie corpse myself, with some Imp brains on the side.


Would you like some of MAC's coffee to go with that?

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Zaldron
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...I'm a god when it comes to imprrovising for pasta sauces, too...


I try to not go crazy with those experiments, afterall, my brothers are expecting FOOD at noon.

Still, I can make a pretty good tomato/octopus/a-lot-of-other-stuff sauce.

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I ain't no Chef Tony, but I make a hell of a bowl of soup :p

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Naked Snake
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I can make microwave chicken.

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that's what I make, "chicken ding" :)

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eck, meat sucks! As a vegitarian, I LOVE Cesar salad with bits of tofu and a glass of soy milk. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


A vegitarian doomer? such a thing exists?

BLACK IS WHITE! UP IS DOWN! Hamburgers eat people!!!!

Ummm...

just ignore me.

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