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Hyena
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So I temporarily hated my life today. I was very upset and then I played doom and there were archviles which I thought were sexy for some reason so I start a stupid blog about taking figurative speech literally. To tell the truth the razor underpants I ordered chafe my stuffed poodle which I hurled briskly out the large conveyer machinery.
To use an analogy: Life is like a hunchbacked Hungarian wrestler, locked in an epic struggle of tug of war against his wily opponent, a pair of Siamese twins joined at the armpit. Now, neither contestant is allowed to use any hypnotic death rays, so they must resort to unarmed attacks of sorts. No matter how you boil it, they just end up kicking each other in the balls until one turns purple and Life is declared the ultimate champion for the sixth year in a row.
I'd hate to disagree with this analogy, seeing as it's a very thoughtful one (I believe Nietzsche was the one who came up with it) but unfortunately its logic is lacking in one or two areas.
First off, I have trouble seeing Life as Hungarian. I tried to find Hungaria on the map and had considerable difficulty. I don't think ficticious nationalities represent Life in general very well.
Secondly, I do believe the Siamese twin won last year, so six years in a row is just way off base.

Admittedly, analogies are often just a way of trying to over-simplify complicated stuff, but when some pale overweight man with a switchblade and a backwards cap yanks you aside in a subway and says the words "Cut you like soft cheese" you become disinclined.
No, I haven't been smoking anything, or snorting anything, or any other stupid cliche assholes come up with when someone's incoherent. The fact is this:

"washing comb"

If that doesn't say it all, I'm afraid of the consequences. Don't make me angry. I can and will track you down. And soon I will know kung fu.

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Planky
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Heh, that seems very online generatorish

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Bloodshedder
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No, Hyena is perfectly capable of producing something like that.

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Hyena
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Heh. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult but I'll take it as a compliment.

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It was a compliment.

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Hyena
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WHAAHAHAHAHA! POINTLESS THREAD REVIVAL!

(you can get away with being an ass so much more easily in the blogs forum)

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SURPRISE!

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SURPRISE AGAIN!

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Hyena said:
This is a blog

No it isn't.

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I was wondering what the meaning of life was... now I know better(than to ask you freaks).

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Ultraviolet said:
SURPRISE AGAIN!
Happy Birthday!

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Spoon.

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Chicken And Mushroom Pie

Makes/Serves: Serves 4-6

Ingredients

8 oz (225 g) flaky pastry or frozen puff pastry
1 boiling fowl, boiled, steamed or pressure cooked
4 oz (110 g) streaky bacon
1 1/3 cup (100 g) mushrooms, quartered
salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 tbsp chopped fresh parsley
chicken stock beaten egg, to glaze


Method

1. Preheat the oven to 450F (230C) Gas Mk 8.

2. Make the pastry in the usual way, wrap in clingfilm and keep in the refrigerator until needed. Thaw if using frozen pastry.

3. Remove the skin from the chicken, then pick off all the meat and cut it into bite-sized pieces.

4. Roll up the bacon rashers.

5. Mix the chicken, bacon and mushrooms, season and then add the chopped fresh parsley.

6. Pack the meat mixture into a pie dish and half fill with chicken stock.

7. Roll out the pastry to cover the top of the pie dish and brush the top with a little egg.

8. Bake in the oven for about 30 minutes or until golden brown and risen.

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AirRaid
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omg pie.

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Ultraviolet
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omg boobs

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heh

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you die now

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