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Ok, this is a theory to try to explain: if the zombies in doom are the living dead, why are they so easy to kill? How can you kill something, if it’s all ready dead?

Well here’s my theory:

They’re not dead. They’re only brain-dead. They were alive when they were possessed by hell magic (look at there eyes), and became brain-dead zombies, not un-dead zombies. Now the human body is made to support a brain, and since the thinking part of the brain is no longer alive, the body becomes weaker because the body alone, doesn’t know how to look after it’s self, All non-vital parts of the body cease to function properly, if at all, so it starts detracting. The zombies are just hells quick fix army, a good way to get a lot of troops quickly. There not really meant to go the distance.

Any questions?

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Zombies can die. A zombie is a dead person brought back to life to do someones bidding. Their vital organs work again. Zombies can die again because they are considered living. Un-dead basically means living. I am un-dead cause I am not dead.

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A zombie is a dead person brought back to life to do someones bidding.


not always, zombie can just mean someone with out will, they don’t have to be dead.

and un-dead means they were dead, but they were re-animated.

the zombies in doom do have working organs.

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I guess undead means "not dead", but it could be because when you kill one of them they just go back to Hell, only to come back as a zombie again (since they came from Hell in the first place).

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Zombies can die. A zombie is a dead person brought back to life to do someones bidding. Their vital organs work again. Zombies can die again because they are considered living. Un-dead basically means living. I am un-dead cause I am not dead.
Do you actually believe all of this?

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Zombies can die. A zombie is a dead person brought back to life to do someones bidding. Their vital organs work again. Zombies can die again because they are considered living. Un-dead basically means living. I am un-dead cause I am not dead.
Do you actually believe all of this?


Yes I do, Dumb Shit. LOL!

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My love for Red_Warrior makes Ling sick, it makes me want to suck his dick.
Oh boy...

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Do you actually believe all of this?

Yes I do, Dumb Shit. LOL!
Who's Dumb shit now? =P

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At least I wasnt stupid enough to post a porn link. Moron :)

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Heh, I gues I really am that stupid =)

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My theory is that CT_Red_Pants is a dumbshit..

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Please shoot Disorder NOW.

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My theory is that CT_Red_Pants is a dumbshit..

First blurb of intelligence I found on this thread.

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I had a much weirder theory here. It's retarded, and it sucks, and I suck at HTML, but it's a theory nonetheless.

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Any questions?
Are you just partially retarded or completely retarded?

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Any questions?
Are you just partially retarded or completely retarded?

That sounds like a rhetoric question. Do you have any real ones?

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Kid Airbag
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Any questions?
Are you just partially retarded or completely retarded?

That sounds like a rhetoric question. Do you have any real ones?


What is the meaning of life?

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I think we had a poll about that, didn't we?

Actually, go to http://doomworld.com/forums/viewthr...?FID=8&TID=2242, copy fodders' post, search-and-replace 'fnord' with 'the meaning of life', and that would be a good approximation.

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So the meaning of life is Fnord??? I KNEW IT!!!

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Please shoot Disorder NOW.


/me shoots disorder.

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