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Executor666
GOATSE LINKS ARE GREAT!


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I found THIS in a Massachusetts DMV license application:


[checkbox] Check here if sex has changed. Note: additional documentation may be required.

Change sex to: [checkbox] Male [checkbox] Female


'Nuff said.

Old Post 08-30-01 02:42
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That was very funny; now die.

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MACVILWHORE
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/me inspects executor666's panties

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Executor666
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I didn't really see the actual license application or fill it out. A portion of it had been put into PC Magazine's "Backspace" section because it's funny.

Another picture from there was a banner ad that said "Hate Banner Ads?"

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Another picture from there was a banner ad that said "Hate Banner Ads?"

I think I've seen it on this here forum.

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elbryan42
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DIE GARY COLEMAN DIE!

I'm glad that banner is gone. I really am. That's easily the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in the net. /me shivers just thinking about it.

Old Post 08-30-01 03:10
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Zaldron
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What about the FRIGGIN AWFUL "SHOCK THE MONKEY AND WIN $20" PIECE OF SHIT!?

Old Post 08-30-01 03:56
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Lüt
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Back on DoomNation there was one that said "YOU WON!" in huge text with flashing neon colors that Jeff K would be jealous of. Anybody prone to seizures would have died after 5 seconds of seeing that.

Old Post 08-30-01 04:09
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Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!


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What about the FRIGGIN AWFUL "SHOCK THE MONKEY AND WIN $20" PIECE OF SHIT!?


I hated that. It was so easy, I shocked the monkey every time...WHERE'S MY MONEY, DAMMIT???

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RTC_Marine
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yeah, POS if you ask me...

Old Post 08-30-01 04:36
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danarchist
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I've seen those banner ads and they all suck...that monkey one was such a rip...right now at the top of the screen is a banner that says 'lick the frog'...I don't wanna know what kind of euphamism that is...
Aww Jeez...

Old Post 08-30-01 04:50
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Naked Snake
HAHA I AM A FAG AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS TITLE ANYMORE


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/Me licks the frog and has hallucinations.
Gah. Go ahead. Its fuuuuuuuuuuuun!

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RTC_Marine
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my favorite ads are flash ones, but not gay ones like, shock the monkey or lick the frog. :P

Old Post 08-30-01 05:58
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Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!


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I have no favorite ads. I don't think there is such thing as a "good ad"

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A good ad is a dead ad. I see almost no ads after installing the firewall.

Doomworld looks so much better without them =)

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deathz0r
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arioch has the best banner ads on his site if you ask me.

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Zeratul 982
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Back on DoomNation there was one that said "YOU WON!" in huge text with flashing neon colors that Jeff K would be jealous of. Anybody prone to seizures would have died after 5 seconds of seeing that.

There is another similar to that one, but instead of it saying "YOU WON!" it says "WINNER!"
I haven't seen it around anymore.

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