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Hellbent
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Chesterules: dude, this kid that went to myh school
Chesterules: and was good friends with my sister
Chesterules: he worked on the 104th floor
Chesterules: not sure which tower
Chesterules: he made it out - but lot of his friends didnt
Chesterules: nothing ever like this has ever hit so close to home
Chesterules: I'm flabberghasted
Chesterules: un fucking real
Chesterules: insane
OrioN X NaVaS: you already told me
Chesterules: oh
Chesterules: oh
Chesterules: sorry
Chesterules: it's still nutz
OrioN X NaVaS: bah who cares, I know kids that died, so fucking what, their loss not mine
Chesterules: you do?
OrioN X NaVaS: yes
Chesterules: when?
Chesterules: where?
Chesterules: how?
Chesterules: why?
Chesterules: for what?
OrioN X NaVaS: ahh hell some kid just died from some disease
Chesterules: lol
OrioN X NaVaS: I used to have 2 friends, their dad died
Chesterules: I love the way you talk about death
Chesterules: hmm
OrioN X NaVaS: my other friend lost his balls
Chesterules: death doesn't ever touch me directly
Chesterules: hmm
Chesterules: testicular cancer?
OrioN X NaVaS: nah... someone kicked him too hard
Chesterules: really?
OrioN X NaVaS: like broke his balls or something, he couldn't even stand up,
Chesterules: they had to be removed?
OrioN X NaVaS: had to go to the hospital and get em removed... not sure if one or two
Chesterules: jeezus
Chesterules: jeezus fuck
Chesterules: where did this happend?
OrioN X NaVaS: back in the day
OrioN X NaVaS: 4th grade or 3rd
Chesterules: holy shit
Chesterules: who hit him?
OrioN X NaVaS: back when I was popular
Chesterules: I mean, why?
OrioN X NaVaS: I dunno, we kept fighting between each other
OrioN X NaVaS: each day someone got fucked up
Chesterules: hmm
Chesterules: life is hard
Chesterules: it's rough out there
OrioN X NaVaS: my friend got his ass all torn up from a dog
Chesterules: wtf
OrioN X NaVaS: I was running... thank god that dog went for him
OrioN X NaVaS: he bit his ass
Chesterules: I'm beginning to wonder if you just have really long nose and like to tell stories...
OrioN X NaVaS: lol what's so hard to believe a dog bit him in the ass?
Chesterules: dunno - but all these stories you ahve
Chesterules: have
OrioN X NaVaS: well shit, I lived 15 years
OrioN X NaVaS: I don't know about you but I find 15 years to be a lo;ng time
Chesterules: I lived 21
Chesterules: 50% longer than you
Chesterules: my life couldn't be more boring
OrioN X NaVaS: umm no...
OrioN X NaVaS: 30 would be 50%
Chesterules: that'd be 100%
OrioN X NaVaS: 21 is around 30%
OrioN X NaVaS: no
Chesterules: yes
OrioN X NaVaS: 100 would be 150
Chesterules: no!
Chesterules: no
Chesterules: that would be 1000
OrioN X NaVaS: 50% of 30 is 15 fool
OrioN X NaVaS: 33% of 20 is 15 (ruffly)
OrioN X NaVaS: wait
OrioN X NaVaS: 66%
OrioN X NaVaS: wtf..
OrioN X NaVaS: oh yeah
OrioN X NaVaS: 100% is 15
OrioN X NaVaS: no
OrioN X NaVaS: shit
Chesterules: lol!
OrioN X NaVaS: where am I
Chesterules: rofl!
Chesterules: yes
Chesterules: my question precisely
OrioN X NaVaS: why didn't I end up in math honors?
Chesterules: 'got me........
OrioN X NaVaS: I swear it was my best subject
OrioN X NaVaS: way better than science, and all my science classes are honors
OrioN X NaVaS: anyway
Chesterules: hmm
Chesterules: when was it your best subject?
OrioN X NaVaS: you would have to be 30 years old if I had 50% of your life time
Chesterules: correct
OrioN X NaVaS: and you're 21
Chesterules: I always get confused with that...
Chesterules: anyway
Chesterules: when was math your best subject?
OrioN X NaVaS: so the number is 33% older than me
Chesterules: nope
OrioN X NaVaS: last year
Chesterules: and the year before?
OrioN X NaVaS: you are 33% older than me
Chesterules: what about 4th grade?
Chesterules: 50%
Chesterules: you are 33% younger than me
OrioN X NaVaS: it was also my best subject
Chesterules: but I'm 50% older than you
OrioN X NaVaS: uh huh
OrioN X NaVaS: bird brain
Chesterules: lol!
Chesterules: really
Chesterules: think about it
Chesterules: 10% of 100 is 10
OrioN X NaVaS: 10% of 100 is 10
Chesterules: 100 is 1,000% more than 10
OrioN X NaVaS: no
OrioN X NaVaS: yes
OrioN X NaVaS: yes
OrioN X NaVaS: no
OrioN X NaVaS: it's 100% more
OrioN X NaVaS: 100% of 10 is ten
OrioN X NaVaS: therefore 100% more of ten is 100
OrioN X NaVaS: it's not multiplysing
OrioN X NaVaS: it's aplying
OrioN X NaVaS: there's a difference
Chesterules: trust me, I'm right
OrioN X NaVaS: no you're not
Chesterules: I had the same problem with it too
Chesterules: I still get it confused
OrioN X NaVaS: no
OrioN X NaVaS: I see
OrioN X NaVaS: that
Chesterules: lol
OrioN X NaVaS: trust me mate you are 33% older than me and I am 33% younger
Chesterules: ok, when did math start to become a good subject in school for you?
OrioN X NaVaS: it's how life is
OrioN X NaVaS: otherwise the world isn't a safe place
Chesterules: rofl
Chesterules: I'm gonna post this in the dw forums to see what people think
OrioN X NaVaS: 7th grade
Chesterules: hmm
Chesterules: k
OrioN X NaVaS: don't
Chesterules: why not?
OrioN X NaVaS: you'll be possed helled
Chesterules: I know
Chesterules: but I might get a few answers before I go to hell
OrioN X NaVaS: hmm
OrioN X NaVaS: bah fine do whatever you want I don't care for your status there
Chesterules: neither do I
Chesterules: k, posting
OrioN X NaVaS: if I was 50% younger than you I would be 10.5 years old
OrioN X NaVaS: post that too
OrioN X NaVaS: so the ppl will know where I'm comming from
Chesterules: will do.....
Chesterules: gladly I will
OrioN X NaVaS: k
OrioN X NaVaS: you're a bird
Chesterules: lol
OrioN X NaVaS: and birds don't do good in math
OrioN X NaVaS: they are good at architexture
Chesterules: yes, you are right
Chesterules: you would be
OrioN X NaVaS: leave the math to me
Chesterules: but if I was 50% older than you, I'd be 21 or 22
Chesterules: not 30
OrioN X NaVaS: BUT YOU ARE 21!!!
Chesterules: becuase if I was 200% older than you, then what would I be?
OrioN X NaVaS: wait
OrioN X NaVaS: shut up
OrioN X NaVaS: for a moment shut up
Chesterules: oh, he's beginning to see the light!
Chesterules: rofl!
OrioN X NaVaS: silence is needed
OrioN X NaVaS: no
OrioN X NaVaS: no
OrioN X NaVaS: no
OrioN X NaVaS: you're wrong
OrioN X NaVaS: if I was 50% older than you I'd be 42
OrioN X NaVaS: but I'm not
OrioN X NaVaS: wait...
OrioN X NaVaS: that has nottin to do with this
OrioN X NaVaS: more silence is needed
Chesterules: LMAOROFL!!!!!
OrioN X NaVaS: ok ok... see... if I was 50% younger than you you'd either have to be 30 or I would have to be 10.5
OrioN X NaVaS: there... that's my point
OrioN X NaVaS: that is the only way this works with 1 of our ages right
OrioN X NaVaS: but see with 33% both are right
OrioN X NaVaS: therefore the answere is 100% correct instead of 50% correct
Chesterules: lol!
Chesterules: you lost me well lost.
Chesterules: I'm gonna go post
OrioN X NaVaS: trust me I'm right
Chesterules: we shall see....
OrioN X NaVaS: www.askjeeves.com
Chesterules: haha
OrioN X NaVaS: if chester is 21 and I am 15 what is the percent difference between the both of us?
Chesterules: I like to sing his lofty love, and fart his wave of savory horns
Chesterules: percent difference?
OrioN X NaVaS: the answere is the same as 15/21 which is 75%
Chesterules: lol
OrioN X NaVaS: hmm... I guess 25% is closer to 33 so I win
OrioN X NaVaS: see since wait...
OrioN X NaVaS: fuck this man
OrioN X NaVaS: let's just say you're 6 years older
Chesterules: lol
OrioN X NaVaS: and 6 years is 40% of my life while it is about 30% of yours... which is 10% difference so it's the equivelant of 0.10 see not much age difference after all
OrioN X NaVaS: let's do this all over in dog years

Old Post 09-15-01 01:30
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Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!


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OrioN X NaVaS: you'll be possed helled

No fucking shit.

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DooMBoy
Heh
(but Stupidity still cannot be concealed)


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/me reads post
Uh.....huh? WHAT A MORON!!

Old Post 09-15-01 01:56
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Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!


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Sheesh...and to think this...thing...has a higher post count than me.../me shudders.

Old Post 09-15-01 02:36
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Dave: why do they call them urinal mints, anyway... they don't taste like mint.
Lüt: never heard of urinal mints before.
Dave: you've never seen those things in a urinal?
Lüt: oh. they call those cakes.
Dave: sometimes they call them urinal cakes...
but they don't taste like cake either.
Dave: not like any cake i've ever had before, anyway.
Lüt: it's all relative to the urinal.
Dave: not really... the old ones just taste really salty and ick... the new ones taste like eating lye.
Lüt: well, since it's usually the urinal that uses those, if the uniral thinks it tastes like a mint, then it's a mint. if it thinks it tastes like a cake, then it's a cake. Based on what the urinals daily diet consists of I wouldn't take it's opinions on taste too seriously.
Dave: i've never had a urinal tell me that it tastes like mint.
Dave: so what you're saying is that if i think an apple tastes like chocolate, then it's chocolate?
Lüt: there are people who can decipher these things.
Lüt: relative to you, yes.
Dave: but that's not true...it's an apple, despite what it tastes like.
Lüt: and you said the urinal mints didn't taste like mints, not that they aren't mints.
Dave: i know.
Lüt: exactly.
Dave: i never claimed that they aren't mints... i was just questioning their flavor.
Lüt: and i pointed out that since they are made for the urinal, the urinal determines it's flavor, which is apparently mint.
Dave: but flavor is not entirely a relative thing.
Lüt: obviously.
Dave: so it isn't up to the urinal to decide what flavor it is...
Dave: besides, mint has specifically to do with a certain type of plant's extract.
Lüt: but it probably had a say, i am sure the people who made it didn't actually taste it themselves, they probably would have just taken the urinal's word for it. They may have made a mistake.
Dave: the urinal has no say...
Lüt: concerning the flavor of it, i would think it has quite the say.
Lüt: whether or not it is actually composed of mint may be a different story.
Dave: when someone handed you some mint flavored chocolate for the first time in your life, did they say, "here, this is mint," or do you think that it was more like:
"here, try this, what does it taste like?"
and then you replied, "hmmm...i don't know, but i would call this flavor 'mint' if i had to come up with a name for it out of the blue".
Dave: mint is an objective fact, it is a certain chemical formula...
now, whether the urinal enjoys or does not enjoy it, finds it refreshing or not, it would still be a mint.
Lüt: no, but they probably tried a lot of different recipes when developing the facts, considering that the urinals may have had a somewhat normal diet before they were installed into public restrooms they might have chosen the one that tasted the closest to a normal mint out of the various flavors they had available.
Dave: there is no such thing as 'normal' or 'abnormal' mint... mint is *ONE* chemical formula... not a wide variety of chemicals that can be mixed and matched.
Dave: either it is or it isn't mint, there's no alternative
Lüt: but there can be different flavors added to change the overall taste. There are lots of mint products that taste different even though they each have mint in them.
Dave: but the mint flavor itself is always present.
Dave: and can always be singled out, too.
Dave: the other flavors (chocolate, sugar, etc) are just to complement it, not change it.
Lüt: exactly, which is what I am saying; they would have chosen the one that tasted closest to mint.
Dave: but that's what i'm saying... they don't taste like mint.
Lüt: you are not considering that a urinal has a completely different taste system than we do.
Dave: taste system is irrelevant... mint is mint, regardless of how the brain understands it.
Lüt: how can it be irrelevant?? theirs is obviously determining tastes differently than ours.
Dave: dogs like dog food, but to most people it doesn't taste very good... but the actual chemicals that make up the taste remain the same regardless of the species eating it... the same with mint... mint tastes like mint, no matter who or what is eating it.
Lüt: yes but the dogs taste system is similar to anybody elses. Urinals don't have organic taste systems to begin with.
Dave: organic is irrelevant.
Lüt: you wouldn't really know unless you understood how the other works.
Dave: i do understand how the other works...you pull the lever and it flushes...
Dave: besides, understanding is futile.
Dave: i'm just going to assimilate you and have done with it...
Dave: spoon.
Lüt: spoon.

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