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deathz0r
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this is probably the gayest idea i thought of, so here goes nothing...

Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 2: Hey, have you heard about deathwarrior denying about the fact he roots sheep? (Author's note: I DON'T ROOT SHEEP, BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK I DO)
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 3: No, but I've heard about bbg making gayass stories.
Marine 2: Oh, really? Like what?
Marine 3: Zaniness and Deep into Castle Wolfenstein.
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 2: You mean that retard made them? I thought Liam the Bard made them cause the fact he hasn't made any in a long time.
Marine 3: No way. Liam makes excellent comedies, like the Doomworld Jeapordy series.
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 2: Ahh, I see.
Marine 2: Do you know what the latest IRC craze is?
Marine 3: What?
Marine 2: This.
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 3: Woah. Crazy shit, man.
Marine 2: Hell yeah.
Marine 3: Which reminds me, have you seen this game yet?
Marine 2: Awesome. Now I have a reason to get a TI-89.
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 2 & 3: STFU.
Marine 1: ...
Marine 2: Anyway, I think it's time to wank. Cya later!
Marine 3: K

Now how gay was that? Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Xenoman
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That was very gay, yes. Don't ever write one of those again. :(

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deathz0r
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i was trying to point out that bbg's stories SUCK.

Old Post 10-10-01 21:53
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Liam
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BBG story

Marine 1: Oh no we're stuck in hell
Marine 2: This sucks balls
Marine 3: Yep
Marine 1: Oh my god an imp!
Marine 2: I'll kill him!
*Bang
Marine 1: You killed him! Yay!
Marine 3: Yep.
Marine 1: We gotta get outta here
Marine 2: Yeah, it's dangerous here
Marine 3: Let's go.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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Executor666 story

Hi I'm Regex Philbin (get it? LOL) and this is who wants to be a millionair for doomers! Our contestant is Cacodorkman, who is a big idiot!

Cacodorkman: You r jelluese

Ex: Yeah yeah. You're an oaf, you retard.

Cacodorkman: Newbie hugs!

Ex: Don't hug me. Alright, first question.

THIS DOOMER IS A BIG IDIOT

Cacodorkman: Liam teh Bardd

Ex: CORRECT!

30 minutes later

Ex: Well this is the million dollar question, and you have no lifeline. The question is

THIS IS A REALLY GOOD TC
MADE FOR ULTIMATE DOOM

Cacodorkman: I dnont' no I waklk wi tennn dolalrs.

Ex: Seeya next week folks!

--------------

NIN song

We're all bleeding
We're all dying
We're all hiding
We're all lying

The evil sore
Will burn the core
You'll be no more
Because of the evil sore

You'll painfully die
You'll roll back your eyes
You'll painfully die
You'll lose your sight

The evil sore
The evil sore
The evil sore
The evil sore
The evil sore
The evil sore
The evil sore
The evil sore

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Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!


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Dammit, Liam, why don't you spend some of your time working on DWJ instead of this stuff?

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DooMBoy
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this is probably the gayest idea i thought of, so here goes nothing...

Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 2: Hey, have you heard about deathwarrior denying about the fact he roots sheep? (Author's note: I DON'T ROOT SHEEP, BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK I DO)
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 3: No, but I've heard about bbg making gayass stories.
Marine 2: Oh, really? Like what?
Marine 3: Zaniness and Deep into Castle Wolfenstein.
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 2: You mean that retard made them? I thought Liam the Bard made them cause the fact he hasn't made any in a long time.
Marine 3: No way. Liam makes excellent comedies, like the Doomworld Jeapordy series.
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 2: Ahh, I see.
Marine 2: Do you know what the latest IRC craze is?
Marine 3: What?
Marine 2: This.
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 3: Woah. Crazy shit, man.
Marine 2: Hell yeah.
Marine 3: Which reminds me, have you seen this game yet?
Marine 2: Awesome. Now I have a reason to get a TI-89.
Marine 1: DUDE!
Marine 2 & 3: STFU.
Marine 1: ...
Marine 2: Anyway, I think it's time to wank. Cya later!
Marine 3: K

Now how gay was that? Yeah, that's what I thought.


Well, that was mighty gay, I'll tell ya. But remember KING X_TREME's stories?

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Liam
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Dammit, Liam, why don't you spend some of your time working on DWJ instead of this stuff?


I don't have time to work on DWJ. As for "this stuff", It took about 3 minutes, with no exaggeration, to write that. DWJ three has an uncertain release date. Whenever my english and history teachers let up on the homework, i guess.

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