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Hellbent
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Chesterules: I kick ass at my job
Chesterules: poured some beer on some guy
schmolze: lol
schmolze: no way
schmolze: like all over him?
Chesterules: yep
Chesterules: well, all over his back
schmolze: rockin
Chesterules: well, I guess not much made it out of the bottle
schmolze: how did he take it?
Chesterules: but the whole restaurant saw it
Chesterules: or atleast half of it did
Chesterules: Everyone took it real well considering I spilled beer on him...
Chesterules: it was a table of 8
Chesterules: biggest table the whole night
schmolze: so you weren't fired then?
schmolze: that's good
Chesterules: heh, I guess not
Chesterules: I'm actually working another night
Chesterules: and then I'm working at manhattan as well
Chesterules: so that'll be at least 6 nights a week
Chesterules: plus a lunch shift at Bizen somewhere in there.
schmolze: good stuff
schmolze: you should make good cash at Manhattan
Chesterules: Man, I gotta work on this inability to balance shit
Chesterules: yeah
Chesterules: on a bad night you make $70
Chesterules: on a good night you make $130
schmolze: nuts
Chesterules: compare that to Bizen which is $40 - %60
Chesterules: prolly less than that
Chesterules: see, what happened was I heard "23" when she said "22"
Chesterules: cause she's japanese
schmolze: 23 what?
Chesterules: table 23
schmolze: oh
Chesterules: not only that, I misheard the order as well
schmolze: so what?
Chesterules: so I go to table 23 with a soup
schmolze: so you decided to spill beer on them?
Chesterules: when I'm not even supposed to be going to table 23 at all
Chesterules: lol
Chesterules: so then I get the order straight, and go to table 23 again
schmolze: oh man
Chesterules: but again, I'm not suposed to be going to table 23
schmolze: lol
schmolze: great stuff
Chesterules: so then I'm like all flustered so I go to the right table
Chesterules: 22
Chesterules: and I'm handing them the beer
Chesterules: and then the other beer somehow spills
Chesterules: cause these bottles spill easily
Chesterules: and because I was all flustered so I lost concentration and spilled the beer
Chesterules: and so that's that
schmolze: ouch
Chesterules: yep
Chesterules: fun stuff
Chesterules: for everyone
hiddennmyheart16: LOL that is hysterical!!
Chesterules: isn't it though
Chesterules: the people at the table I spilled on thought so
Chesterules: they were all laughing
Chesterules: well, they were all laughing cause they saw me go to the wrong table twice
Chesterules: and so they were laughing when I finally went to the right table
Chesterules: and then I spilled beer on the guy
Chesterules: so it was just like - omg, this guy is a complete retard.
hiddennmyheart16: LOL
hiddennmyheart16: omg.... that is sooo funny
hiddennmyheart16: i mean, probably not at the time.. LOL
Chesterules: and the rest of the restaurant saw it
hiddennmyheart16: well, i take that back.. i would have been laughing SO hard@!
Chesterules: no, not really at the time
Chesterules: in fact, not now either!
Chesterules: odd thing is I didn't get fired
Chesterules: I was told that it's really hard to get fired from that restaurant cause it needs all the bussers it can get
Chesterules: but for real, man, if I were the boss, I'd be outta there so fast.
Chesterules: meaning, I woulda fired myself
hiddennmyheart16: LOL that is just sooo funny
hiddennmyheart16: come on, you gotta find the humor in it!!
Chesterules: even odder, no one reacted
hiddennmyheart16: what did the guy say??
Chesterules: I don't think he said anything
Chesterules: Oh yeah, "I'll smell like beer..."
Chesterules: you have no idea how hard it is for me to keep the @$@#!! from spilling
Chesterules: I'm always constantly on the verge of spilling
Chesterules: it's ridiculous
Chesterules: so when I kept messing up the order, I lost the small shred of confidence I had and spilled da beer
Chesterules: but none of the other bussers/waiters were mad at me or anything
Chesterules: acted as if they didn't even realize
Chesterules: but they must've

Can anyone top this for worst mess up at work?

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Crendowing
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Can anyone think of a better way to spam the forums? Heh.

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This thread sucks.
/me beats this thread with a pair of dirty undies

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This thread sucks.
/me beats this thread with a pair of dirty undies



I'm with you! /me joins BBG

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Can anyone top this for worst mess up at work?

I worked at a grocery store back home over the summer, and we sell beer. (Utah law sez minors are allowed to sell beer, but it's all 3.2 beer so it doesn't matter anyway.) Anyway, this one night, this guy comes through my line with a 4-pack of those Seagram's cocktail-things, you know? He gives me his out-of-state ID (I forget which state, exactly), and I'm looking at this thing, and it just looks wrong. I believe it wasn't laminated. At this point, I SHOULD have called in a manager at waited for her to show up and check out this ID. But it's late, and I'm tired, so I go back to the office behind the front desk to ask the night manager myself. I took the guy's card, but left the guy standing there and left the drinks sitting on the counter. I get to the office, I show the manager the guy's driver's liscense, she asks me if anyone's watching the guy. I rush back out, and the guy is gone, along with the Seagram's. I got in deep shit for that one. Formal write-up, plus the Nice Mr. Sheriff's Officer asked me a few questions. Lucky for me, that's as far as it got.

That's the worst of my work screw-ups... thus far. I've got some other little ones, mostly about customers getting pissy for piddling, stupid little reasons, and me standing up and getting pissy back.

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I once put the rims from a Porsche on an old Cadillac POS at work, back when I was a mechanic. ^_^

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Hellbent
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Why'd you do that?

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Because my stupid manager handed me the wrong ones.

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Hmm... that *almosts* tops my idiocy... just a hair shy.... Umm.... no. Later that night, the soup that I had made when the order was a beer, I put that soup where all the soup bowls go for later use in case some one else ordered a soup, and the other bus boy grabbed the soup thinking it was empty since it was where all the empty soup bowls were; and so he spilled it all over the place when he grabbed it. Yes, it was a never ending night of fun for everyone.

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we all have a bad day every once in a while, move on, tomorrow someone might spill something on YOU

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Katarhyne
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Mine really wasn't that bad except the guy didn't say anything and drove off with 'em so I had to replace 'em (they were almost $400 apiece) out of my own pocket. >_<

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Kid Airbag
Not really a kid. Not really an airbag. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!? Who's asking? Are you French? An airbag is a safety device in a car that inflates during a collision and blocks you from smashing your head into the dashboard or steering wheel!


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Some fucker got away with stealing 25 grams of crack once, but that's the worst that's happened to me.

Now this thread shall die.

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deadnail
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I haven't done anything particularly bad, per se, however, in the span of a year there were two, um, incidents at my current work place involving crazy bitches and long, sharp cutting tools. That's about all I need to say. =)

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I haven't got a job yet, so I'll just type a day about my school. My class is the worst freakshow of all 23 classes, we mostly break all of the rules that the school have. Believe me, we have alot of snobs, so don't expect any rude sons of bitches to deal with. Our teachers are kinda sick of us, but we just laugh about it. Still, the teachers tell us we're the best class in the entire school. They just can't give you a break, and they never will, until you leave the god damn place. That's what I had to type.

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You had to take $1600 out of your own pocket to replace the rims? That is harsh. What model/year car Porsche were the rims for?

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So Lt.. Why don't you send this gay-post to Post Hell too??

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CONTEST TIME!!!

Since I'm lazy and have exhaused all my chatlogs, I'm having a contest to see who can come up with the best thread-kill line for this thread. Post entries here, and post as many entries as you want. The winner gets a free kick in the ass, courtesy of me.

ALL YOU WANNA-BE MODERATORS, GET BUSY!

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/Me blows a giant green snooger all over this thread.

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bigbadgangsta150:Why didnt you send that laugh at you thread to post hell?
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:I did not want to come up with a kill line so I want other people to do it
bigbadgangsta150:Heh, your so lazy.
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:^_^
bigbadgangsta150:School sucks
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:I remeber in school some kid missed the toilet and shit on the floor
bigbadgangsta150:/me vomits
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:I know.
bigbadgangsta150:At my school, the girls are ugly
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:At my school girls wanted to touch my sexy body
bigbadgangsta150:You sound like deadnail now
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:Heh.
bigbadgangsta150:And you sound like me.
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:NO!!!!!!!!!!
bigbadgangsta150:rofl
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:God this thread sucks
bigbadgangsta150:I know...
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:Man, the things people post
bigbadgangsta150:Heh
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:Like that damn song time. It took me hours to think of that kill line.
bigbadgangsta150:That thread was a piece of DOOM comic.
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:Heh
bigbadgangsta150:/me kills this thread
XtbbTSzNyKw5sRB4:No.../me kills this thread

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I guess I have to lick some of this --> (_Y_) to get moderator powers. :D

Btw,

It's like I don't care about nothin' man
Role another blunt
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high
My room is still messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I could of passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion,but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you wasn't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high, I'm serious man
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,
because I'm high, because I'm high

(Are you really high man?) (he really is high man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back , Because Im high
Well my name is afroman and I'm from east palmdale,
All the 'Dale weed i be smokin, is mama's hell
I dont belive in Hitler thats what I say' (O my goodness)
So all of you skins, please give me more head
Mother fucker, afro mother fucker m-a-n

A-e-i-o-u and somtimes w
We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz
Lets go back to marshal durbans and hang some more chickins cuz fuck it
Fuck the corporate world biatch

Go figure.

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<Ralphis> meat_head: i had a professional paint goatse.cx on my wall
<Ralphis> It's great



An ACTUAL quote from IRC. Not an intended thread killer, but I thought everybody should see it >:)

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deathz0r
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meh.. i might as well do some irc quotes.

<bigbadgangsta> I am bi-sexual


Barbie is now known as RandyAsHell
<Tobester> oh gn0 it's Randy Heit RUN HES GONNA UPDATE ZDOOM SOME MORE@#%


<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/
<ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me
<fraggle> it wasnt a dream

and my favourite quote...

<Ralphis> ive had pubes for 3 years

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Shit, Lt, you've only made it worse :P

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Never before have I masturbated so vigourously to a thread

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um, nuthin' much to do with the topic, but I had a really cool dream last night. Or this morning, anyway. It was sooo cool, At the end I was running away from an oil tanker lorry thingy, coz it was falling over, an about to blow up, after one already had, and I felt that excellent, elated, shit-your-pants fear, because I was a participant. Nice. Does anyone else get that? when your dreams hust feel incredibly real, and emotions, and senses are lifelive and vivid, even more intense than reality sometimes? I just started to get that happening to me like June or something, since then it dropped off in frequency, but seems sometimes a more intense experience.

Hey, I think I'll just start a fresh thread for this.

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To die...
To sleep...
To ship this thread to Post Hell...

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DELETE IT ALREADY AND SPARE POST HELL FROM THIS CRAP

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DELETE IT ALREADY AND SPARE POST HELL FROM THIS CRAP


I belive we have a winner :P

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Xenoman
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No, everyone should SUFFER by looking at this thread. This one will become a sad memory at the general forum, hah.

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Once many many moons ago, when I was still in highschool I briefly had a job at Dairy Queen. Yeah it sucked :P Any way, I left the door to the freezer open one night and didn't close it before I went home. By morning the next day, everything had thawed.

BANNED!

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