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Tmansdc
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Well, what?

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Liam
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Invite him to the backyard to toss a football. Now go the Hell away.

Old Post 10-26-01 23:16
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IMJack
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Ask him where the camera crew is hiding.

By the way, Mr. Poe, I like the new icon. </kissup>

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Crendowing
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To quote those retards Wayne and Garth, "I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!! I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!!"

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Tmansdc
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Invite him to the backyard to toss a football. Now go the Hell away.


Shut the fuck up Cake lover. What a filthy name for a filthy band.

Old Post 10-27-01 00:05
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i would ask him for a leather coat, made from imp skin! oh and i would say get me a demon skull bitch! i would invite him in to have a cup of hot tea too. then i would ask him to sign all my doom stuff and take a photo and have him sign that too

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footman
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i would probably kill him and wait to see how long it would take for him to respawn(oh and i would take his uniform too)

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doomsick
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challenge him to a deathmatch, of course...

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999cop
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oh crap, another newbie's theory about anti-bfg, how disappointed

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TheHighestTree
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I'd show him Doom, it'd blow his mind.

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pilottobombadier
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Bake me a Baron-gut pie bitch! That's what I'd say.

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mechasam
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1) I'd ask him why the hell he's here if he's a damn vg character

2) I'd ask him if he's ever dated britney spears.

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Crendowing
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2) I'd ask him if he's ever dated britney spears.
O........k.........

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Naked Snake
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I would ask him his name, then kick him in the balls to steal his guns and then kill him, watch him respawn and keep shooting him.

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danarchist
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1. Ask him to walk carefuly so he won't poke anyone with his pixels. j/k
2. Ask him what hell smells like
2. DM him (not in real life, on the comp).

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oRaptoRo
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Shake his hand?

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DoOmEr4LiFe
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probably laugh in his face...all the bad shit happens to him

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Naked Snake
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probably laugh in his face...all the bad shit happens to him


Doomer:HAHAHAHA! ALL YOUR FRIENDS BECAME FUBAR
DOOM GUY:What the hell? FUBAR? Whats that?
Doomer:All the bad shit happens to you. First Phobos is invaded, then Earth, then Duke Nukem came along and stole your spotlight.
DOOM GUY:Who the fuck is Duke Nukem?
Doomer:MWHAHAHAHAHA! Wanna DM?
DOOM GUY:You are weird, what the fuck is DM? Im outta here.
Doomer:Hahahaha! Your spaceship is gonna crash!
DOOM GUY:Yeah...a Chevy is SUCH a goddamn spaceship you little prick...

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Espi
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I'd serve him some coffee and cookies.

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Naked Snake
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Why would you all be so nice to the DOOM GUY? What if he was like there to kill you and rape the females of the house hold? Would you be like "Sure! Fuck my wife, and have a cookie!"? God, I hope not...

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DoOmEr4LiFe
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hell, I'd probably take him to a mental hospital...seeing all those bodies on burning stakes and skulls and slaughtered or tortured souls while running around shooting minions of Hell has got to fuck you up in the head somehow...

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Xenoman
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I would sit down with him and discuss his story. It would probably take hours but it's worth the trouble. But, he would be so crazy that he'll kill me to "secure the area". I'd think he would be alone, after killing so much zombies and demons. Gah, he wouldn't choose my apartment, I live on the 3rd floor for christ sake. What the hell am I typing about anyways? This is getting out of control. Perhaps this topic is to dumb to type a serious answer to, I don't know. I wouldn't give the Doomguy a cookie though, he probably want some "milk" to that. Oh wait, that's not right. Argh, I haven't posted here for a few days I think, and this one's pretty long. You could even ask us what we would do if an imp knocked on our doors. We would get a fireball in the middle of our faces and be burned down into pieces before we could get the opportunity to say: "Hello sir, may I help you?". That would be horrible, as horrible as this post is. 'nuff typed.

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footman
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I'd serve him some coffee and cookies.


maybe you should serve him some of macvilewhore's coffee lol!

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Ralphis`
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I would ask him what he's selling. Now go away

Old Post 10-27-01 16:53
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mechasam
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id deathmatch him in real life

and when i lose, he'll say i told ya so

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Titan
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I would ask him what he's selling. Now go away


Shut the hell up Ralphis. You dick.

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Sausage_KGB
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I'd tell him to get off my property.

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