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Kyka
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I took this pic while playing my way through the "Congestion1024" set of maps, and, being a kinda comical screenie, I thought it would really be a cool idea to post the pic and see what captions people would come up with.

So without further ado...

http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funnyarchpngoj8.png
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If you're prone to flashes, then DO NOT watch it.
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6540/archvilemuahahawu9.th.gif
Archvile is staring at you... it can't be good!
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The best I could come up with was

"My middle finger looks huge when I hold it up really close to my face like this..."
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Kyka
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My friend Vic came up with this one....

"That's not a real archvile. Someone obviously has used photoshop to put it into that picture. You can tell by how its all pixellated."
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OOOhhh OOOhhh OOOhhh......

We just came up with another.

"Suddenly an archvile stepped into the picture, ruining what would have been the greatest Doom screenshot ever taken."
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"Archvile in Congestion1024"
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As he gave yet another snap-happy tourist a piggy-back ride around the tech base, the archvile wondered how differently things might have turned out if the Demons had won the war.
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Enjay said:
As he gave yet another snap-happy tourist a piggy-back ride around the tech base, the archvile wondered how differently things might have turned out if the Demons had won the war.


Haha, Enjay wins.
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Kyka
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Dammit Enjay...... Unless someone comes up with something unbelievably funny, I gotta agree with chopkinsca.

I'm not sure what your prize should be. The honor of being the sharpest wit on the doomworld forums perhaps?

Man I haven't stopped laughing yet.
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Nice one haloless...

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Scripted sequence with a pseudo third-person camera on an Archvile.

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GreyGhost said:
"The guys on Skulltag will crap themselves when they see my new skin."

Good one, Greyghost. I was laughing when I read that one.
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Kyka
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HaHa.

Nice call GreyGhost.
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Enjay said:
As he gave yet another snap-happy tourist a piggy-back ride around the tech base, the archvile wondered how differently things might have turned out if the Demons had won the war.
GreyGhost said:
"The guys on Skulltag will crap themselves when they see my new skin."

These two win the thread.
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Bank said:
"Hey baby, are you painfully pixilated or just happy to see me? Yeah whatever, just walk away."


Honorable mention for Bank. Pick up lines are a bit wasted on archviles tho eh..?


So are archviles male or female?.... probably neither.
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This is a really crap picture. I don't think it's possible to construct anything remotely funny as a caption.
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fraggle said:
This is a really crap picture. I don't think it's possible to construct anything remotely funny as a caption.


I'm pretty sure it says something in the FAQ about being civil

How hard would it have been to just say nothing rather than post a comment like that?

Too hard, apparently.
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And I was pretty sure that on seeing you reply, you'd be only mad.

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I'm not even mad. I don't especially care if fraggle thinks its crap. He is a moderator, and he is well entitled to voice his opinions in that regard and I have no problem with that. I just dont think it was very helpful or necessary. The whole thread was just a bit of fun. No one else seemed to mind.

So why even say that...?
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Either fraggle doesn't share your sense of humour or he's trying to win by using reverse psychology.
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You are probably right GreyGhost.

Though what anyone wins in in situations like this is anyone's guess.

Fair enough.
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Fraggle's right.

It also doesn't help that, with the notable exception of Enjay's courageous attempt, the entire topic is a big black hole void of any semblance of funny.

The whole thread was just a bit of fun. No one else seemed to mind.

I don't think it's that no one minded, but rather than they just sneered, rolled their eyes and moved on, perhaps assuming as I did that it was the work of young children and figuring that there's no point in being mean to them... Oh wait, oops.
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Wait. I thought Fraggle's comment was supposed to be an ironic caption that's funny by stating that it is, paradoxically, indeed not funny.

Guess not... that would have been a good one, too... =/
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