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For pet peeves, the picture of the Asian girl is just annoying. Obviously the author has some fetish for Japanese women, and she doesn't even look that good. You know, I came here to play Doom, not look at anime porn (well, it isn't even porn because he forgot to get pictures *without* her clothes on). You're probably too busy running around the level trying to blast your friend to pieces before you even notice her. I'm sure the main point of this wad was not really aimed to make a good deathmatch map, but rather appear to horny guys who like Asians to enjoy the picture he took. This is *NOT* the way maps should be done. They should be designed with the doomer in mind, not to show off your stupid fetish. You can tell from the .txt file all the author cared about was putting this picture in there, because the room with the picture is the best done (and even that is not that good anyways). To top it off, he put the plasma gun in that room. Obviously everyone is going to go to that room, because the plasma gun will demolish everyone (or rail gun for Skulltag, still powerful nonetheless). You have no idea how the amount of attention whoring drawn to this room is starting to piss me off. [Ed.: Wow, get a grip.]



There was no reason for putting in that POINTLESS edit. That was a detailed review with a fun rant. I really enjoyed writing that one, and its fairly obvious I was content with what I wrote. As a writer, I'm somewhat glad you put that in, since it probably got across the point of how annoying that part was-- thus validating my level to put across an emotion (unlike some reviews...).
It was done for emotive-invigoration; worked like a charm since even you responded.

Heh.
I suggest taking your own advice in the nice little italics there, since that edit sums up nicely the gigantic misunderstanding of 'hyperbolization' and its effect upon a piece of literature. I recommend getting a grip, since I think you took that a fraction too seriously...

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Yeah but what does that have to do with reviewing the map? I think what he means by getting a grip is that we dont care about your rant and that we would much rather hear more info on the map. Try not to veer so far off topic next time.

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Black Metal said:
I suggest taking your own advice in the nice little italics there,
In reality, he was generous (in addition to bothering to take the responsibility to prepare the T/nC issue in the first place). He could easily have deleted the paragraph, modified it, or outright rejected your review.

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myk said:
In reality, he was generous (in addition to bothering to take the responsibility to prepare the T/nC issue in the first place). He could easily have deleted the paragraph, modified it, or outright rejected your review.


If its his own column, I wouldn't specify it as generous-- since he ultimately has control over it. It would be a mistake though to remove it since for the most part, every map I test is a complete throughout test. On top of that, I give multiple paragraph reviews informing everyone as best as I can. I have more sentences than some people have words in reviews, and on deathmatch maps I go out of my way to get friends to play it on with. Of course I'm sure there is someone out there who has out-done my reviews... but comparative with the selection relative in this article-- I think you can fill in the rest.

T/nC isn't that hard to prepare, it just would be a pain in the ass to tag everything. That would take a while. Luckily the hardest part is done by the writers.
In fact, he could make it easier on himself by making a template and telling everyone "put it like this" and if they're off by a bit, reject it. Don't know why he doesn't do that. People have to know HTML to write a paragraph anyways, and would be really easy for anyone to do. Its literally the same as BBCode, except they'd need <br>, and anyone can learn that. To solve the email problem, he should just say "Use imageshack" and have it done with. From there, he could copy paste everything and wouldn't need to put in an ounce of work.

This article shouldn't be a responsibility, and would be ideal if he made it easier on himself by the above suggestions.

Lastly, as much as you enjoy reading them, and as much as I'm trying not to reduce this into some long drawn out debate... next time can you pick some of my arguments and attack them? It isn't ideal when the rebuttal consists of "its his responsibility to run it could not host it if he doesn't want to", because I don't see where that responds to one of my points. Plus, we know that its not easy, but I made a suggestion above that'd negate that.



JohnnyRancid said:
Yeah but what does that have to do with reviewing the map? I think what he means by getting a grip is that we dont care about your rant and that we would much rather hear more info on the map. Try not to veer so far off topic next time.

I know what you mean, but my review has way more detail than half the wad-reviews accepted. Look at some of the really short ones to see what I mean. Plus, some people I know talked to me and said they really enjoyed the review. I'm sure its a personal point of view-- so that's fine by me if you don't enjoy it. Remember its just an opinion , but still there are some shitty reviews above that are easily 50 letters or less. The rant also held points that advise the doomer to stay away from it for that reason. There was plenty, and I mean plenty of points in that review that a single paragraph should not put off someone from reading it. If I'm reading a paragraph I don't like, I just skip it. It's not a huge deal to skip something if one doesn't like it... much like skipping dessert.

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Black Metal said:
Plus, some people I know talked to me and said they really enjoyed the review.


If someone came up to me and said that they really enjoyed a review I did for some doom level they'd receive a jab to the face (unless I asked for feedback, which I would never do for a review of a wad anyway).

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Black Metal, tl;dr. Thanks for ratifying that you really do need to get a grip.

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myk said:
Black Metal, tl;dr. Thanks for ratifying that you really do need to get a grip.


There's proper ways to troll people you know... at least post something like "blah blah blah, and you're a f3gg3t". To troll properly, you need to:

1. Have no points (check)
2. Make it short like you don't care when all your points are soundly defeated (check)
3. Insult the person blatantly (no check here)

Do #3 and then I can gladly write you off




If someone came up to me and said that they really enjoyed a review I did for some doom level they'd receive a jab to the face


One of them posted in this thread :|

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