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I rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.

Am I the only one that does this?

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No, but I will assign it a certain name or phrase best suited to the qualities it possesses or to the actions it commits. For example, a shit that descends deep into the bowels of the toilet bowl (pun intended) only to return not moments later to greet the poopetrator (that's the perpetrator in shit-talk) must be dubbed a "Mr. Bond" in accordance with its constantly returning/drifting to the surface despite being flushed.

"We meet again, Mr. Bond."

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'Smashed his keyboard in a fit of rage

Plays with his shit.

Does any one rate a person's mental stability on a scale of 1 to 10?

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This is such a shitty thread.

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Maes
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It's a well known opinion that Doom World's members are a bunch of hyper-sensitive, edgy, bigot misers with a ton of exposed nerves propension towards drama, butthurt and reverting to their anal stage.

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Maes said:
It's a well known opinion that Doom World's members are a bunch of hyper-sensitive, edgy, bigot misers with a ton of exposed nerves propension towards drama, butthurt and reverting to their anal stage.

Are you determined to ride this wave all the way to losers or what?

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Maes said:
youtube video that's not the ultimate bathroom of Doom

Wow, you evolved beyond that point, congratulations!

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It's interesting how I seem to be getting "snarky" and "anti-troll" remarks always by the same two-three people (well, the list is longer but not the point).

In a thread about shit nonetheless, which should have, pardon the pun, an entirely different essence. It's like finding ourselves together at a road accident involving a shitsucker truck, being all covered in shit top to bottom, and all you could find to comment on was my taste in music or my shirt not being spic and span ;-)

Which means you people either have a personal grudge with me (which I couldn't explain for the very life of me) or you're simply following me around/tagging along/hanging from my every word all day, because, deep down, we aren't any different ;-)

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Maes said:
Which means you people either have a personal grudge with me...

Haha, you wish.

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Use3D said:
Haha, you wish.

Well, when I see the same ugly mugs everytime, I'm entitled to make some assumptions ;-) It's interesting, because the same people who got butthurt in one of my first "controversial" threads (long ago helled) seem to make the most frequent reappearances. This is either misled vigilantism, a personal grudge or some sick form of fanboyism, dunno if I should be worried or flattered :-p

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It's the same effect of watching a train wreck or an airplane go down, that's all.

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Thank you Mr. Use3D.

And now back to SERIOUS and ON TOPIC SHIT:



YEAH, SHIT IS ON TOPIC MATERIAL IN A THREAD ABOUT POOPING.

BRING THE SHIT ON!!!!

(I know I'll never beat Hellbent's toilet-fishing thread but hey...we do what we can)

Hmm.. since the OP was about rating poop, some of you here may be surprised to hear that I don't have a precise scale. Let's just say that I consider abundant, easily flowing and easy to wipe poops as "optimal", while other things like hard to pass turds, hard to wipe etc. or chocolate shotguns are clearly suboptimal.

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