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In just about every single modern military scifi shooter I ever played since Doom, the only parts of the game that I find enjoyable are the things about it that remind me of Doom. I like when games have shotguns and rocket launchers, I like when enemies are blown away when you shoot at explosive barrels they're standing next to, I like exploring, I like blood and gore, all of which Doom is the very foundation of.

Doom is like cheese because you can add cheese to just about any delicacy and it will usually be significantly better than it was before. I like to think of modern shooters to be like a bowl of plain macaroni noodles. It would be bland and tasteless and gross. However, mix some doom in with that, and you get America's favorite pasta dish, Macaroni and Cheese.

What do you think?

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UAC Ultra especially has that yellow cheese yum...

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Both are full of demons.

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Doom's storyline is certainly extra-cheesy.

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Doom is most definitely not like cheese. Unlike Doom I hate cheese...

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Yeah? Cheese on chinese food. Doesn't work.

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Doom is not like cheese.

I'm lactose intolerant and Doom dosen't make me ill.

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I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show.

I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined.

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Use3D said:
Yeah? Cheese on chinese food. Doesn't work.


You haven't even tried it.

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Playing Doom is like eating a perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich made by mom.

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I can definitely set you up for some grilled cheese.

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