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over the years i have givn many people sharware doom but twice it has come back to haunt me. the first time it was my neighboor. damn it was annoying because every day he came over at least 4 times to ask me a doom question like, where is the red key in map 2, what are the codes, why are imps brown, shit like that. now i have given doom to another far more annoying person. This goes beyond doom but it started with it. I gave a girl a copy of doom to play and even before then she was fallowing me around like a leech. She even found all my screen anmes with my IP address damn it! NOw i'v got a god damn stalker, that ask stupid doom questions as well. leave it to members of this family to attract all the crazies. Now i have her fallowing me around and asking annoying doom questrions like, why is doom so great, what it the doom guy's name, how can i play u online and what are the codes.

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deadnail
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Tell her the codes are in your pants.

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Arioch
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Tell her the codes are in your pants.
Haha yeah she's obviously got the hots for him.

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yea she does but she is so damn dirty, i would bone her but.. ahh... she is so damn dirty. Besides i already have a nice girlfriend who i want to stay with

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Yeah, but does your girlfriend fulfill your needs?

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I think we can all agree that a three-way is the only rational solution to this problem.

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deadnail
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I concur. If she's THAT dirty start it off in the hottub, if chlorine won't clean her off then nothing will.

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hey now. Give the skank to me.
My girlfriend is banging some red haired midget anyway.

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She even found all my screen anmes with my IP address damn it!


Obviously this is a prelude to you asking all your dumb questions in here, then saying "oh that's not me it's that girl I told you about" :)

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Obviously this is a prelude to you asking all your dumb questions in here, then saying "oh that's not me it's that girl I told you about" :)
And betting (correctly) that we will treat girls better than guys. I SEE HIS EVIL PLAN NOW!!!!!

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DoOmEr4LiFe
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duhhhh whats the name of the first episode??? my girlfriend wants to know and i forgot...

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Ack.. If she is good looking.. Its ok to get dirty.

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Tell her to post here, maybe she is a nice one and can enrich this place.

I just thought: What if one of our female Doomers see this thread?

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What if both of the world's female doomers see this thread?

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yeah...get her to register here...then each of us can answer any question she has...and deadnail how come they dont post in general or have they and im just blind...:P

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What if both of the world's female doomers see this thread?


Baaaad boy, there's more than 2, Charlotte, Bahdko, sentry22, Zielak,Sarah and Bandit to name just 6, oh and Ralphis

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no she is not good looking, plus she isn't playing with a full deck anyway. she is just another annoying newbie, nothing aginst newbies they keep us alive but she is one that would not try to figure it out herself

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Maby You should just give her a copy of Quake.

Nothing against Quake but some of the people that play online are just stupid.

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I'M NOT STUPID!

Oh wait, I haven't played QuakeWorld in... geez, I lost count.

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female Doomers . . . are you kidding ?
I`ve never heard of them !
Isn`t it just a legend ?

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PH33R THEM!

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There are so many female Doomers nowadays that I had to creat the worlds only page devoted to those special items they need compared to the facilities offered to male Doomers @ http://www.fodders.btinternet.co.uk/female.htm :)

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I've met a few female ID games fans, usually online. While we're at it... I've not noticed any more than 2 or 3 female posters on any other gaming messageboard, let alone doomworld. Hmmmm....

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Womens...can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em...in real life...smoke 'er ass in Doom multiplayer really bad, maybe that'll piss 'er off :p

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Womens...can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em...in real life...smoke 'er ass in Doom multiplayer really bad, maybe that'll piss 'er off :p


Oh I can live with them, but they have to stay silent and let me make all decisions ;).

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Heh. That Male/Female option in the player setup of Zdoom was pretty useless... :)

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I gave a girl a copy of doom to play and even before then she was fallowing me around like a leech


I don't see the problem here. Tell her there's a big phat Imp in your underwear (without the spikes), and ask her if she wants to see it.

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I gave a girl a copy of doom to play and even before then she was fallowing me around like a leech


STAB IT! WITH FIRE!

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I gave a girl a copy of doom to play and even before then she was fallowing me around like a leech
STAB IT! WITH FIRE!


You don't want her to leave one of those Y-shaped cuts, do you?

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[q]I gave a girl a copy of doom to play and even before then she was fallowing me around like a leech[/q]

STAB IT! WITH FIRE!
You retard, you've been here how long and you can't do quotes?

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