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AmericanPsycho
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It was weird and awkward at first, but as soon as I reminded myself that it was a business transaction, it was on like Voltron. I nutted no less than 3X. Totally worth the $300.00!

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Khorus
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Hope you satisfied him while you were at it.

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DoomUK
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AmericanPsycho said:
but as soon as I reminded myself that it was a business transaction

This is precisely the reason why I could never sleep with a prostitute, and why I can't explain to anyone how I personally feel sex isn't a commodity to be bought and sold without them thinking I'm against prostitution entirely and bombarding me with left-wing rhetoric (I'm actually all in favour of it being totally legal everywhere, not that anyone listens).

Anyway, I hope your 300 dollars were well spent.

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AmericanPsycho
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Khorus said:
Hope you satisfied him while you were at it.


10 points for being clever.

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Jimi
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That's some expensive sleeping.

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You joined Doomworld to announce this?

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AmericanPsycho
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exp(x) said:
You joined Doomworld to announce this?


I've played Doom before.

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Why would you make a blog post about this?! D: Fuckin' nasty, man.

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Seems fair enough to me. It's not something I'd do personally (right now?) but the idea of paying for a service that you then receive isn't abhorrent. There's obviously a lot more to it than that, but I can't be bothered to go into the obvious potential moral issues (or even the possibility that she's a woman using an asset she has to make money for herself). This is certainly no worse than half of the other blogs I've read about dates or whatever :P

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Eris Falling
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Dafuq did I just read?

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Technician
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Only $300? She must have been used-up.

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conglaturation

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yukib1t
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Pics or it didn't happ-

wait, no.

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baronofheck82
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Cool story bro

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Krispy
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And then did you nailgun her to the floor and chop off her ears, Patrick Bateman?

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I asked for only $30. It's not like I mind though.

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j4rio said:
I asked for only $30. It's not like I mind though.
Sometimes, I wish I could upvote on Doomworld.

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Mr. Freeze
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Last summer, I was driving through Lowell when a woman came up to my car and asked for a ride. She had to catch the bus and was short money, so she offered me $20 for a blowjob.

The both of us had time to spare, and I killed it by chatting. I wound up giving her the $20 and said she could keep it, no blowjobs needed.

She was pretty cute too.

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Krispy
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Well aren't you the gentleman.

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Mr. Freeze said:
so she offered me $20 for a blowjob.

I kinda read that, that she comes your car and offered you 20$ and a blowjob.. and then you take neither and instead give her money.

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AmericanPsycho
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Jimi said:

I kinda read that, that she comes your car and offered you 20$ and a blowjob.. and then you take neither and instead give her money.



Teehee.

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Doom Marine
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AmericanPsycho said:


I've played Doom before.


What's puzzling is how you found your way to Blogs in such a short time for a recent member.

I have a hunch that this is someone who's been a long time member, who doesn't want to post this on his real ID.

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Sodaholic
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Mr. Freeze said:
she offered me $20 for a blowjob.

Wait, so "she" would give you 20 dollars if you blew "her", despite the fact that "she" was already short on cash?

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Phobus
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Why are people having such a hard time reading that? It's pretty clear to me that she was offering him the price of $20 for the service of her sucking him off (presumably to the point where she'd have to spit/swallow).

I have to admit Freeze, I'd have been tempted by such an offer, but would probably have turned it down entirely (money as well, all told). You're apparently a charitably-inclined guy.

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Phobus said:
Why are people having such a hard time reading that? It's pretty clear to me that she was offering him the price of $20 for the service of her sucking him off (presumably to the point where she'd have to spit/swallow).

I understood what he meant, I was just pointing out that it sounded like it was the other way around, given his wording.

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Twenty dollars is cheap for a blowjob. If she didn't have a smile similar to that of a jack-o-lantern, I probably would have taken her offer.

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40oz
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Did you get 125 health and did you kill her to get your money back? Also I was hoping there would be more details. Work on your storytelling plz

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Justince
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You could just ask your wife where she got that 300 bucks.

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That was slightly uncalled for Justince but....

BURN!

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