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AmericanPsycho
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Thanks.

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Olympus
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Tell us ten reasons you shouldnt

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DoomUK
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"Why I should DOOM"

Everyone should DOOM. Just like everyone should food.

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1) There's no harm in it.
2) It's a simple game to get into and play for however much free time you're looking to kill.
3) There's a wealth of options for how to play, what to play and compatibility for all.
4) You'll probably have fun.
5) It'll make you more attractive to the ladies.
6) Catharsis.
7) You can play it on any piece of shit hardware (or near enough).
8) Any time spent playing Doom is time not spent despairing at how terrible the world is.
9) You know you already want to.
10) This is a stupid thread and the time you've wasted making and reading it could well be better spent playing Doom.
11) Have you got anything better to do? Why aren't you doing that then?

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AmericanPsycho
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Hmm... I'm hesitant. I've seen people be consumed by Doom. Having an addictive personality disorder, I think I should stay away. Been in and out of rehab for various illegal substances.

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BaronOfStuff
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AmericanPsycho said:
Hmm... I'm hesitant. I've seen people be consumed by Doom. Having an addictive personality disorder, I think I should stay away. Been in and out of rehab for various illegal substances.


And Doom's not illegal. So there you go; HAVE FUN!

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I'm not bothered whether you play or not. What's in it for us?

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Eris Falling
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AmericanPsycho said:
Hmm... I'm hesitant. I've seen people be consumed by Doom. Having an addictive personality disorder, I think I should stay away. Been in and out of rehab for various illegal substances.


So you aren't a Doomer...but you're on Doomworld...

mindfuck?

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*insert witty remark here*

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Technician
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DOOM is fucking gay; stay away from it!

Now GO! Go and CoD to the extreme!

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AmericanPsycho
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Technician said:
DOOM is fucking gay; stay away from it!

Now GO! Go and CoD to the extreme!



How can a game be gay?

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Time dedicated to Doom is, mostly, free. Thus you'll save money that'd otherwise be spent on things like prostitutes.

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AmericanPsycho said:
How can a game be gay?
You haven't seen half of the joke wads.

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Eris Falling
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Well. I'll explain.

Gamosexuality occurs when a video game is attracted to a video game created by the same company. Examples below

code:
Call of Duty 2 and Modern Warfare 3 (Infinity Ward) DOOM and Quake (id Software) Duke Nukem Forever and Borderlands 2 (Gearbox Software) Team Fortress 2 and Half-Life 2 (Valve Software) Medal of Honor: Airborne and Battlefield 3 (EA Games)


I could go on..

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Daiyu_Xiaoxiang
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Because Doom is fun, the only reason why I think I should doom.

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ComicMischief
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Lemme see;

1- Flying space tomatoes are DOOM's property, and lotsa fun to shoot.
2- Dumb. Flies. On fire. 'Nuff said.
3- The sound of a Super Shotgun reload is like delicious chocolate for the ears.
4- E4M2/John Romero will make you its/his BITCH.
5- Berserked fist is the best power-up in any game, ever.
6- Doom is too retro to be mainstream, and too mainstream to be hipster. You're part of an elite if you Doom. Not saying what nature this elite is, though.
7- Dead Simple on deathmatch never gets old. Some say it does, but their souls have shriveled into prunes which the rest of us use as chaingun ammo.
8- We still have the coolest monster ever in the form of the Archvile.
9- And the most badass and easy-to-use tools, get modding and see.
10- Final Doom: Plutonia. Love or loathe it, play it through at least once.

There are probably 10^10 reasons to Doom. Here are some I pulled out of my ass; wash your hands after handling them.

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AmericanPsycho said:
How can a game be gay?


Because you can't pronounce game without gay.. It's like gay-m. Are you a gay-mer? But if you think of the meaning of the word gay and the purpose of a game. One meaning of gay is happy. One purpose of a game is to make the player happy. So in other words, playing a game can make you gay. Do you want to be gay?

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Phml
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1- Flying space tomatoes are DOOM's property, and lotsa fun to shoot.


Actually a pretty good reason. It's hard to think of a flying enemy as enjoyable to fight as the cacodemon (save for infinitelytallness woes, but nowadays this is easily fixed by using certain ports).

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AmericanPsycho
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Since Doom is gay, would I be placing myself at unnecessary risk for AIDS by Dooming?

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dew
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i will count down on your fingers with a rusty cleaver if you don't doom.

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Eris Falling
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AmericanPsycho said:
Since Doom is gay, would I be placing myself at unnecessary risk for AIDS by Dooming?


Well only losers play Doom. You aren't a loser...are you?

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Eris Falling said:
Well only losers play Doom. You aren't a loser...are you?
Not yet but soon if he keeps making these threads.

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Xaser
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What's Doom?

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Khorus
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Some game that ripped apart the Strife engine.

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Xaser
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Sounds like witchcraft! We should burn it at the stake. Or cook it like a steak. Or something.

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Eris Falling
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Khorus said:
Some game that ripped apart the Strife engine.


No no no that was Wolf3D....

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BloodyAcid
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Xaser said:
What's Doom?
I saw an ad for the cereal on tv a bit ago.

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BloodyAcid said:
I saw an ad for the cereal on tv a bit ago.


No no no no no no no THAT was Strife. Doom's the one with those giant helmets at the end of E1M8, right?

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You guys are both clearly thinking about Doom 3. Doom came out much later and was subsequently banned from thirteen countries, including the Netherlands.

I still have no clue what it is, though.

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Xaser said:
You guys are both clearly thinking about Doom 3. Doom came out much later and was subsequently banned from thirteen countries, including the Netherlands.

I still have no clue what it is, though.



Got it, it's a first-person shooter where you take control of sgt soap macavish in the british campaign and sgt paul jackson in the american campaign and there's a big nuclear explosion and shit dies. Something like that :3

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