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Andy Olivera
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...buy a couple lottery tickets. Both are random picks from two separate lotteries.

23 26 29 31 42 M13

05 28 29 32 48 M44


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Khorus
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You can't say no to god, so yeah well done for saving yourself from an eternity of torment!

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That's a lot of twos mate, you'll win.



NOOOOT

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Harmata said:
That's a lot of twos mate, you'll win.



NOOOOT

What part of making this post seemed like a good idea to you?

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Kirby
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Well, uhh......uhhhh.....goody?

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Use3D
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God probably should have told you how he feels about rich people.

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I think there's some inside joke I'm not getting here.

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Gambling is one of the most obvious conman-like ways to make basically free money, using simple mathematical probability to stack odds in favor of the authority doing it. So naturally its "regulated" meaning only insider monopolies are allowed to do it, making it illegal for all their would-be competition.

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If god continues to talk to you, I suggest consulting a psychologist.

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Go God Go

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When you talk to God it's called praying.

When God talks to you it's called schizophrenia.

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Man, John Carmack never PMs me... :c

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Hold on, is lottery a form of gambling? Sure it was God speaking to you? Perhaps it was Beelzebub up to his old tricks again?

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gggmork
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I want to make a new doomworld alias called "god" and then give people weird suggestions/advice/etc via pm only.

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doing it wrong

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/s...842508327448576

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gggmork said:
I want to make a new doomworld alias called "god" and then give people weird suggestions/advice/etc via pm only.

Please, make it happen.

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Doom Marine
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Andy Olivera said:
God Told Me To...

I didn't tell you anything bro

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God said I could have his share of the winnings.

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First thing that came to mind

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gggmork said:
I want to make a new doomworld alias called "god" and then give people weird suggestions/advice/etc via pm only.

Do it, please, just do it.

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Harmata said:
That's a lot of twos mate

Proof that Harvey Dent is real! Not only that, but he mastered telepathy as well!
All hail, Lord Two-Face!

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gggmork said:
I want to make a new doomworld alias called "god" and then give people weird suggestions/advice/etc via pm only.

No dice. :-)

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What part of making this post seemed like a good idea to you?
The "a lot of twos" one.





NOOOOOT

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What part of making this post seemed like a good idea to you?
Definitely seeing that obsessive amount of twos! It's such a distinctive and dead giveaway of an infatuation with a split personality.

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Deeforce
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To me god told me to buy not a lottery ticket.

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Sounds like a good hunch. I'll try those numbers as well.

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Obsidian said:
No dice. :-)

Automatically on my ignore list. Love it.

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Avoozl
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I will buy a lottery ticket for any 12/12/12 draw in case the Chinese are right about matching date numbers being lucky.

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Obsidian said:
No dice. :-)

There is a God! He posts on Doomworld! I'd better start repenting.

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Bashe said:

First thing that came to mind [/B]
YEAHH!!!!!

Song started playing in my head as soon as i opened thread

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