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Glaice
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Completely unacceptable

Authorities say Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had to be privately screened after an airline employee allowed them to bypass a security checkpoint at New York's Kennedy International Airport.

Kennedy Airport, no less. Just because you are a rich trouser stain does not mean you are above the TSA you dumbfucks.

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Just because you are a rich trouser stain does not mean you are above the TSA you dumbfucks.
Blame the starstruck airline employee who let them through.

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They just flashed an illuminati badge in their wallet and were let through. If you are ever flashed such a badge and don't do what the illuminati demand, Justin Bieber's owl tattoo, and all the owls on 1 dollar bills will come to life and start hunting for your soul.

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The owls are not what they seem!

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All citizens should be above the TSA.

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If I have to show my genitalia to a complete stranger just to go on holiday, the terrorists have won.

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scalliano said:
If I have to show my genitalia to a complete stranger just to go on holiday, the terrorists have won.

But they'll never take our freedoms-- oh wait.

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scalliano said:
If I have to show my genitalia to a complete stranger just to go on holiday, the terrorists have won.

I don't think you show it to a complete stranger. See, I know how it works. When an average joe goes through TSA, they have to GET raped. But when Kayne West goes through TSA he gets TO rape. Its a class system; they are the royalty excempted from their own created laws and we are the peasants. So some celebrity will likely be the one that rapes you. Its one of the benefits that goes along with that class.

"We don't have a political problem; we have a crime problem... eventually there will come a day... when its time to arrest the cops":

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So who were the celebs that got to bypass it?

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zap610 said:
So who were the celebs that got to bypass it?

Read the italics in the first post.

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Mr. Chris said:
Read the italics in the first post.

I don't see any celebs mentioned in your post.

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zap610 said:
I don't see any celebs mentioned in your post.

Not sure if serious.

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Kany is the celeb if anyone. Kim is just a big titted piece of white trash with her own show who thinks that gives her celebrity status.

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gay fish.

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darknation said:
gay fish.

Yeah, gggmork's avatar is pretty gay.

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*sigh*
Hopefully in just 1 more year I'll earn my diploma in Tourism and be set for the airline industry to interact with my favourite musicians on the go.
Oh yes!

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188DarkRevived said:
*sigh*
Hopefully in just 1 more year I'll earn my diploma in Tourism and be set for the airline industry to interact with my favourite musicians on the go.
Oh yes!

If you play your cards right, you might get a chance to look at their Backscatter X-rays and see their genitals.

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i'll give you money if you supercharge the x ray machine and give them all testicular cancer.

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darknation said:
i'll give you money if you supercharge the x ray machine and give them all testicular cancer.

Better yet, perform an abortion.

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"the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand"

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Kardashian bypassed marriage and just got preggo from another man.

And of course the enemy can push a button if you disable his hand. Ever use your foot to do anything?

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