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hardcore_gamer
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Basically, I have come to the conclusion that both the left-wingers and right-wingers can be devided into 3 groups (6 overall) and I want to know where people stand and in which groups they belong.

Basically, the groups are as the fallowing in my opinion:

NOTE: The lower the number, the "further" to the left/right that group is. So group Nr.1 is the most far to the left/right while group Nr.3 is the least.


Right-winged groups:

1. Libertarian


Description: Libertarians believe that the state is evil and that personal liberty is THE shits. They hate all state authority and believe that only once every person is allowed to own a weapon stash full of AK's and Laser riffles without the state being able to tell them that they can't, that the world will be a better place. They also hate the idea of welfare states, because they can't stand the idea of poor people not starving to death. Basically: Government=Pure evilz.

2. Conservative

Description:

Conservatives are the wise people of the earth, who have upheld and maintained wise and noble beliefs throughout history such as having respect for one's culture, hard work, and not being a whiny little shit that wants to feed of the work of others by scaming the nation's welfare system. They feel that individuals should create their own fortune and show respect towards the state and the nation. Basically, conservatives are the super humans of the earth.

3. Moderate conservative

Description: Moderate conservatives are a devolved form of conservatives. They share many of the conservative's possitive traits but have been somewhat unpurified by the pathetic socialist ideals of the left, and are thus not disgusted by things such as welfare systems to the same degree as the more pure conservatives. They aren't great, but are at least not that harmful either.

Left-winged groups:

1. Socialist


Description: Socialists are the ruthless powermongers of the political spectrum. They believe that the state is flawless and that thus the state (which of course is controlled by them) should be in charge of everything. Even your bowel movements, because just the very thought of someone taking a shit without the state's permission is nothing short of total political and economic blasphemy in the eyes of socialists. They are also against people owning or making any money, so don't expect to hold on to them for very long if they get into charge, since most of it would probably just be taken away and given to some shitbag who has done nothing to deserve it, and will probably spend them on crack. Basically, socialists are the herpies of the earth.

2. Leftist Social-Democrats

Description: "Socialism lite" basically sums these up. They are the slightly less disgusting brothers of the socialists. They still want to waste peoples money with their pointless welfare systems and they still believe in high taxes, but at least they don't want to hurl an axe into the face of anyone who owns money.

3. Rightish Social-Democrats

Description: Centrists basically. They are too stupid to pick a side, so they just adopt a right-winged version of social-democratism so that they don't have to be on either side. As a direct result, nobody ever really cares about what they have to say.

So, which one are you? I personally consider myself a proud conservative.

You?

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What on earth made you think this was a good idea?

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You kinda remind me of Karl Pilkington, but in a more demented kind of way. Like if Karl didn't have his fascination with monkeys to give him pleasure from. I wonder if you got a head like an orange too.


hardcore_gamer said:
So, which one are you? I personally consider myself a proud conservative.

You?


You don't say? From reading your colorful descriptions I would have pegged you for a Socialist or "Rightish Social-Democrat".

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What a high-quality and completely unbiased thread! http://essel.spork-chan.net/emot/emot-jerkbag.gif

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What this thread needs is a poll.


hardcore_gamer said:
So, which one are you?
I'm near the centre of the green, which probably makes me a Leftist Social-Democrat.

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kristus
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Is it possible that Hardcore_gamer s just an elaborate long running troll orchestrated by Darknation?

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hardcore_gamer said:
Basically, conservatives are the super humans of the earth.

All hail the glorious ubermensch.

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Dear lord. My head almost imploded at some of those descriptions.

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Well, I got a chuckle out of it. And I'm probably as far from capital 'C' Conservative as one can reasonably get without owning a Guy Fawkes masque.

I like taxes and I like what taxes afford me. Specifically, I like what your taxes can afford me. ;D

P.S. Just in case anyone here is thinking of taking this topic seriously, listen to this and chill out a bit.

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schwerpunk said:
P.S. Just in case anyone here is thinking of taking this topic seriously, listen to this and chill out a bit.

I listened anyway. Too stressful tempo for me to chill out to though.

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FFS.

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