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Platinum Shell
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Stupid topic I know, just as it says. He's got no armor, and only his fists. He still has his Usain legs, though.

Personally, I think it would be a tie for me. Since he's supposed to be YOU.

Do you think you could take on the berserker packin' man-and-a-half? His punches do the same damage as a bullet.

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Platinum Shell said:
He's got no armor, and only his fists. He still has his Usain legs, though.

yeah, while i shoot laser beams from my eyes and my skin is kevlar. are you having a sugar rush?

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He'd just run away on his BFG scooter, that's how afraid he would be of me.

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dew said:

yeah, while i shoot laser beams from my eyes and my skin is kevlar. are you having a sugar rush?



No, I'm just legitimately wondering. Cmon dude, we all wonder stupid shit from time to time. It was a little bit of a community observation on it's masculinity decision making when it comes to physical confrontation. Particularly Darknation's stance.

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nope

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Not a chance. IF he were 1:1 my athletic abilities, I'd probably still lose considering his 9999 hours of experiences in combat ripping monsters to shreds.

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Platinum Shell said:
Do you think you could take on the berserker packin' man-and-a-half?
No problem, if he's using vanilla engine AI and I get to pick the battleground.

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“No! I must kill the Doomguy” he shouted
The radio said “No, Platinum Shell. You are the Doomguy”

And then Platinum Shell was a marine.

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In his eyes, I'd be just another zombieman. Sans the gun.

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In multiplayer, possible.

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Are we talking vanilla Doomguy here? Without his gun? I'd jump on something to get out of reach. I might not win the fight this way, but at least I'd get a draw.

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All you gotta do to kill doomguy is trap him between some impassable things and a fast crusher (you can navigate between the things, he has to go through the crusher). Or just lure him to an inescapable pit (with or without damaging floor) and then you just climb out while he's stuck there forerever.

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Get behind an anthill. Each of the ants is infinitely tall to him, so he cannot cross.

Dive in a pool. Doomguy is Jesus, so he walks on water without sinking. He won't be able to reach you. (You might need some SCUBA gear however, because he might be waiting for you to surface.) Get something to hit him in the legs while he stands over you.

Climb on a tree or something. He cannot look up, so he won't see you.

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Maybe it would end in a tie.

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According to this absurdity, Master Chief is the superior warrior to Doomguy:-



Therefore, I just need to form an allegiance with Chief beforehand.

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If the chief had to use Doomguy's same type of armor then he would most likely lose, but the demons are much more tougher than any foe the Chief has ever fought I'd guess.

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DoomUK said:
According to this absurdity, Master Chief is the superior warrior to Doomguy.


Teabag joke takes priority over any truly objective analysis.

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To really answer this question accurately, we must take a deep look into Doomguy's psyche. He spends nearly 100% of his time slaughtering demons, when he isn't goofing around in Doom Center or some Terrywad. We, on the other hand, take the time out to make dumb posts on a game website. I think that alone answers who would win in any kind of brawl.


DoomUK said:
According to this absurdity, Master Chief is the superior warrior to Doomguy:-

http://www.doomworld.com/vbmisc/qvid.png

Therefore, I just need to form an allegiance with Chief beforehand.



Doomguy would absolutely RAPE M.C.... Seriously. It would be a merciless rape. Whoever made the video knows jack shit about overshields and the BFG cone, among many, many other things. DG could use speed if nothing else, but the fact of the matter is he also has great firepower and defense to back it up. Literally the one advantage MC has is his high jump and perhaps long range scoping.

Unless we're going by storyline - Doomguy is just a human and Cheif is a spartan. That's like putting a human against a super saiyan or something, which is just dumb as hell.

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Doomkid92 said:

Doomguy would absolutely RAPE M.C.... Seriously. It would be a merciless rape. Whoever made the video knows jack shit about overshields and the BFG cone, among many, many other things.



Doomguy runs off a ledge and down a hole. Master Chief follows. Doomguy wins before either of them even hit the floor.

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BaronOfStuff said:
Doomguy runs off a ledge and down a hole. Master Chief follows. Doomguy wins before either of them even hit the floor.
rofl

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