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Let's review fundamental MILF law.

If there may be only one tenet of MILFdom, it is that it's only acceptable to call someone a MILF if the woman you'd like to fuck is OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER. Naturally, this means MILF status can not apply to someone like your wife or your wife's older sister - except in extreme cases of age disparity. Indeed, sugar mamas are acceptable (and sometimes preferable) candidates for MILF labeling.

This reasoning naturally works in reverse: it assumes that a MILF must be old enough to have adolescent children, so that in turn they have friends or acquaintances who want to fuck her. If you're 20 with an infant, there is no one of age to properly designate you a MILF. Finally, it should go without saying that women are not authorized to award themselves MILF status.

I hope this has been educational.

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Cool thread, bro!

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I'm going to take a random stab and say that Bucket just learnt this the hard way. :P

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Bucket said:
I hope this has been educational.

Negatory.

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Bucket's consorting with terrorists?

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Obsidian said:
I'm going to take a random stab and say that Bucket just learnt this the hard way. :P
Pics plz.

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I thought a milf just had to have kids and be someone you'd like to fuck. Lots of people have kids and are fuckable.

Were you drunk when you posted this thread?

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menopause or gtfo

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Someone's confused between MILFs and cougars.

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Yerp ^^^ My friends usually joke about how guys that end up with cougars in the long term are usually fighting against being gay. We see plenty of cougar couples at Great America holding hands or kissing in line.

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What, no pictures?

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I'm really weird with age differences. If she's not within a couple years of my age, forget it.

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Well did find this Extreme Cougar Wives >>

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