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Linguica


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I am in the mood to grant some custom titles. However, I have no creativity, so I want you guys to think of some for me.

* Gimme custom titles for people on this forum.
* Don't give me one for yourself, because I don't care what you think about yourself. It's what other people think about you that's important. (God, that goes against every after-school special ever made.)

Old Post 07-03-01 06:03
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Doom-Child
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King of Pants.
Llama-boy.
Mr. Doomworld USA.
Quirkmonkey.

DC

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Linguica


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Are those for yourself? Read my post :P

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Doom-Child
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No, they're just the first things that popped into my head when I read that. You decide who to give them to, you lazy sausage.

Personally, were I going to get a title, I'd want something like "Scapegoat", or somesuch.

DC

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Doom-Child
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Actually, I think you should give MACVILWHORE the title of "Quirkmonkey". And, for God's sake, let the boy have his 'E' back!

LET THE BOY SLEEP IN YOUR DAMN BED! HE'S A CLEAN BOY! HE SAID HE'D WASH THE SHEETS!

Please don't make me wash the sheets.

WASH YOUR OWN DAMN SHEETS!

DC

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maga
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Flyboy
Shithead
Johnnie-be-good
Dr. Lacks-Lacks


Old Post 07-03-01 06:32
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maga
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HEH

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deathz0r
Bitch fuckin' stole me chaingun!


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mmkay....

Ling: Sausageman OR Dingielingie
Macvilwhore: I WANT COFFEEEE
Mewse: Mewse
Myself (even though this doesn't count): I LIKE EDGE TOO MUCH
Cacodemon Leader: I said I was gonna leave!
Esco: Da Doomworld Ghett0
NunoC: IN MY PANTS!@#$ (he just loves saying that)
Doom-child: MACVILWHORE IS MAH GAWD!!!
Maonth: Ph33r my bandanna

that's all i can think of so far...

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maga
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Let's not forget:

Pork Chops
Sliced Ham
Fried Chicken

Old Post 07-03-01 06:38
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Katgut
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I am in the mood to grant some custom titles. However, I have no creativity, so I want you guys to think of some for me.

* Gimme custom titles for people on this forum.
* Don't give me one for yourself, because I don't care what you think about yourself. It's what other people think about you that's important. (God, that goes against every after-school special ever made.)


Okay, here goes...

Ralphis: Oscar Meyer Whinermobile
deadnail: death to capital letters
fodders: WILL SUCK COCK FOR A BETTER TITLE
Cacodemon Leader: $0.69 Hissyburgers
arioch: I'm NOT an admiral
Grebes None: Proving Stupidity Is A Virtue
Gooberman: Allen Cartwright
MACVILWHORE: six feet under
Mordeth: The Antibeast (only if his post count becomes -666)
Lüt: Dr. Irrelevance
Chourico: DUNG SAUSAGE
mewse: no now go away
Diluted: look at me I'm a loser
sovietness: DOOMSERV BLOWS

Maybe I'll come up with more.

Old Post 07-03-01 06:46
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Gokuma
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You may distribute these names among people using cacodemon pics:
Fluffy Bitchlord
Floating $#!+bag
Flying Fat#@<%
Lumpus

Give this name to someone who is likely not to change their underwear daily or even weekly:
Captain Crunchy Undies

Give these names to anyone using a Pain Elemental or Mancubus pic:
Excramental
$#!+ Daemon
Fecal Lord

Give this to someone the mails you a lot:
Mailer Daemon

Give this to some sicko:
Infant Stomper

Give this to an idiot (Anyone who has played Phantasy Star Online for Dreamcast will get it):
Son of Mome
or
Mome Reincarnated

Old Post 07-03-01 06:49
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Disorder
Boards of Canada


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Linguica
Sausage-guy

Old Post 07-03-01 09:21
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Ralphis`
Loser


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I'd like to nominate myself as "THE PERSON WHO NEVER LEAVES"

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Davidoom
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Board Whore - someone over 1000 posts...
Post Slut - they post lots
Gang raping newbie - ignorant newbie
aijasegw - this dude posts crap
coffee - need i say more? :)

Old Post 07-03-01 11:37
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Zaldron
Sex Cauldron


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LINGUICA
Lord of the Sausages

As for me... mmmh, whatever crosses your mind, or Lüt's mind, surprise titles are often the best ones.

Old Post 07-03-01 12:36
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Disorder
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Zaldron
Dima's lookalike

What about my custom title?
Think of something gay...

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deathz0r
Bitch fuckin' stole me chaingun!


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Here's some more...

Zaldron: I WANT MORE POSTS LIKE LUT
Disorder: WAH I WANT A TITLE
Renegade_Style: Newbie in denial
Ralphis: I keep getting banned from my own IRC channel!
Chourico: I OWN DOOMWORLD!@#$

Old Post 07-03-01 13:17
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Disorder
Boards of Canada


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Deathwarrior
Forum King

/Me receives $$$$$$ from Deathwarrior.

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Doom-Child
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deadnail: Idiot Damner
diluted: Damned Idiot
Lüt: Angry Sausage
Linguica: Damn Sausage
Cacodemon_Leader: Angry Sausage Damner

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deathz0r
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/me hands Disorder 50˘

....

/me takes the 50˘ and hands Disorder $5

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Doom-Child
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Such a generous soul...

Alms! Alms for a newbie!

DC

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Zaldron
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Zaldron : DAMNIT, STOP POSTING LÜT!

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deathz0r
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or Zaldron: I DON'T BLOODY NEED A JOB, BUT STOP POSTING LUT!@#$

or Zaldron: Ling, please ban Lut

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Zaldron
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I really like Lüt, I don't want him banned.

Altough...that would make me supreme among the postcounts...

LINGUICA BAN LÜT : HE GAVE CHOURICO THE PASSWORD AND USER CODES TO DOOMWORLD'S TELEFRAGGED FTP.

Old Post 07-03-01 14:30
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Lüt
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I'd like to nominate myself as "THE PERSON WHO NEVER LEAVES"
*hack*cough*wheeze*

For anybody who sucks:

"I own Danzig 5"
"I like Danzig 5"
"I bought a 2nd copy of Danzig 5"
"I own the original and the re-release of Danzig 5"
"My family loves Danzig 5"

Maybe you should make those the statuses for 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80 and 81-100 posts instead of "newbie".

"Blow out the human race"
"How pathetic..."
"People can fly"
"I fucked a goat"
"I masturbate to Square Bob Sponge Pants"
"My family is ugly and my personal hygiene is questionable"
"I AM THE KING OF WIT AND HUMOR"
"I am a [fucking] moron that throws out blanket statements without any evidence to back them up because I am pathetically afraid of the bitter cold that often accompanies truth"
"I MOVED A LARGE TREESTUMP TODAY"
"Serious like cancer"
"I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
"Of course, I could be wrong"
"...and the truth has been spoken"
"Everyone at Doomworld should be killed"

For Nuno: "Trent Reznor's bitch"
For Arioch: "CHRISTIANS ARE STUPID"

Uh, what else... can't leave out AC.

"American Woman"
"Hitler was a sensitive man"
"I got athlete's foot showering at Mike's"
"I pushed your wife in front of a subway"
"I snuck a retard into a sperm bank"
"Women; nature's punching bag"
"You're pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach"

Old Post 07-03-01 15:27
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Zaldron
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"People can fly..."

I WANT THAT ONE

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Doom-Child
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I AM THE KING OF WIT AND HUMOR

I want THAT one!

DC

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NiGHTMARE
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Liam the Bard: Lord of the crappy polls

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Zaldron
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Liam the Bard
POLL-UTION

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geekmarine
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How about... I don't need no stinkin' custom title!

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