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Zaldron
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Dark_Fox
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Dima
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Zaldron
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Lt
I OWNZ TEH BANDWIDTH!!11

Old Post 07-04-01 19:17
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lmnt
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I have a better idea; enable anyone make custom titles for everyone else on the forums (but not themselves). Sure, the titles will change quite often :)
And if someone behaves really stupid, take that ability away from him as a punishment :-E

Old Post 07-04-01 20:27
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Zaldron
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I have a better idea; enable anyone make custom titles for everyone else on the forums (but not themselves). Sure, the titles will change quite often :)
And if someone behaves really stupid, take that ability away from him as a punishment :-E


Now that's an interesting idea, but I guess it's fairly difficult for this forum software. Of course, you could always add 5 or 6 guys to the "moderator" status, and let them change any user's data.

Old Post 07-04-01 21:11
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spank
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Not a viable option...

Old Post 07-04-01 21:17
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kristus
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I hate you all.
Phuy Phuy
You all hate me.
<Port of choce>whore

Old Post 07-04-01 22:12
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AirRaid
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Lt - Post Bitch.
Zaldron - Backup Post Bitch
Macvil(e)whore - Doomworld's resident Refreshments vendor

Old Post 07-04-01 22:24
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deathz0r
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DWR: You're in my pants because I made a poopie! :P
LOL :)


Well, that's one double-edged insult. deathwarrior might be a turd, but you just crap in your pants like a little baby ;)
:/

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pilottobombadier
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SOME stupid woman: "Won't somebody think of the children?"

pilottobombadier:
/pulls out rocket launcher
"Fuck the children!"

catholic priest:
"you sure you have time for that?"

/pilottobombadier shoots catholic priest for being a fag

Old Post 07-04-01 23:02
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AirRaid
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What did that have to do with custom titles?

Old Post 07-04-01 23:21
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fraggle
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no, now go away

Old Post 07-05-01 11:40
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maga
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/me pulls wooden rocket launcher
/me pulls rubber super shotgun
*begin brainless mode
/me shoot everything in sight
*end brainless mode


Old Post 07-05-01 12:55
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Everyone forgets me... hey maybe that should be my title!
heh

Old Post 07-05-01 14:25
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Zaldron
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no, now go away


FRAGGLE' HAS SPOKEN

NOW BANISH FROM THIS REALM.

Old Post 07-05-01 14:34
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Amanichen
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Maybe you should be called the "Sausage Clown"

Your icon looks like a huge clownface, but at the same time, I can tell it's three loops of sausage.

Whatcha think?

Old Post 07-05-01 17:01
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Disorder
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I allways thought that his icon represented a bunch of condoms...

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skadoomer
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for the newbies:

what's going on?
i'm lost
mr irrelivent
everybody should love me
why do i always get flamed?
do you have a doom warez?
what does sausage have to do with linguica?
i'm a (insert degrading word here)

for those like me who are just bizarre:

Everything i say is relivent
i can't spell
i can't talk
i can't walk
(a doomers name): president of the posts 3000 club
a job? these forms are my job
i really play quake
i really play half-life
i really play (any game asid doom)

that's all that comes to mind now....

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Katgut
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Ling's new title shall be "I RUIN THIS HERE FORUM".

Old Post 07-07-01 07:04
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esco
I PULLED A SHOTGUN BILL


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ROFLMFAO!!!!

Ya'll peeps is one crazy bunch of mothafuckas! Don't eva change!

Now as for da titles:

Macvilewhore: helping to keep doomworld's newbie population in check.

Elbryan42: master of the only working doom ftp in all history!

Ralphis: eternal newbie... nuff said! (j/k)

Nightmare: I'm not a newbie... i'm just screwed because doomworld's post counter f'ed up, and now I'm stuck with a single number of posts, and it is so fucked up, I have been here foreva and many peeps still think I'm just another nebie, and it's so fucking unfair dat I think I is gonna cry, and I wanna kill you all....etc, yada, yada (feel free to continue rant) j/k

And as for me:

Esco: doomworld's resident, New York, ghetto nigga!!

..............................

//me goes back ta hiding in da shadows//

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pilottobombadier
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riiiiiight...Well, damn good thing none of us are right in the head, eh? And next person to say "he said 'eh' is gonna get jerseyed and slammed into the sideboards. Capice?

Hehe, another idea for me...canuck mobster :p hehehe j/k

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AirRaid
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Heh. he said 'eh'. Heh.

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/Jerseys air raid, slams him into the sideboard, and kicks the ever loving shit out of him.

You been told, bitch.

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AirRaid
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Right, you get the same treatment as Maonth.

/Me grabs his still empty rocket launcher
/Me wallops Pilottobombabier over the noggin with the soggy end.

Heh.

/Me retires from the field, victorious.

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deadnail
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Linguica:
Sausage master
Kolbossa monsta
Lord of the Dance
Spider Mastermind
Romero's Head on a Stick
Temperamental Food Byproduct

Arioch:
Chained to the news
Unintentionally writes DoomCenter's news updates too
Don't make me come over there
The worlds first biomechanical fish news bot

Mordeth:
As opposed to less death
I WILL DELETE YOU
Excuse me I have to work on my project, no really

Zaldron:
Le Ventilateur De Polka
Not Zophar
Not Dima
I like big words
I like big sausage
I eat babies

Lt:
Albino Negro
Albino Esco
Pronounced 'Loot'
Will work for posts
Will work for sausage
Stile's sex slave
Rotten.com's posterboy
I secretly love Danzig 5

Stphrz:
Gazundheit
Fast and bulbous got me?
Shut up and play my levels
The secret ruler of these forums, wait, dammit!
I've got 8 megs of ram, bitch!

Esco:
Boryuca!
Boryatadeth!
New York's resident Getto Nigga #3,813,173
My flag is pretty
Whattup?
Sup nigga?
I'm down with that
Don't be playa hatin'
Kiss my black ass
Nigga please
Yo momma

Lord Flathead:
It's not round
It's actually round
I'm here for Doom 3, if you don't like it then you can just kiss my black ass

Dima:
Q3A ROCKS UT SUCKS SUCSK SUckS!!11
If it's not id then it sucks
Will kill for nVidia
YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER, STUPID
Master of capslock

Disorder:
The longest newbie
I like pie
Drown in my immaturity
I will kill you
Cacodemon porn star

Lord BaZTArD:
My SHiFt KEy iS bROKeN

MACVILWHORE:
I'm nothing without my vowel
I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex
I need an anger management class
Just another hateful Canadian
What're you lookin' at, eh?
Never oot and aboot

Liam the Bard:
I'm a bard named Liam
I've got a story: Go fuck yourself!
Dance bitch, dance

Feronth:
Assclown
Cumswilling Assfairy
Insult me I like it
Rhymes with 'faggot'
Ha ha ha I'm immune!
I dare you to say that again! I didn't get to write it down the first time...

Skadoomer:
Kill N'Sync
Fuck Punk
It's not music without trumpet

Moanth:
NOT Maonth
Pronounced 'Mayo-unfffffffffffffffffffffffff'
PH33R the bandanna
Oldskool before you were preskool
Fuck the BFG, I just need the pistol

Nuno Correia:
$10 says you can't guess my name
Nanu Nanu

captmellow:
Flintones chewable valium
Not affiliated with captyellow
Damn dude this is some good shit
Just say grow
Make love not Half-Life expansion packs

DooMBoy:
Old enough to kick your ass!
I'm secretly 46
I'm the fan club of the Doom novels

mewse:
synonomous with respect
eswem
!!!
?
what did I ever do to you? oh yeah, that's right.



Oh well, thats basically all the people I remember at the moment. Why haven't any of you fuckers thought of a good one for me, eh?

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Doom-Child
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deadnail:
The Hugh Hefner of DoomWorld
Writing witty analogies since 1993
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Actually, it's pronounced "Fuck you"
If it bleeds, we can flame it.

Good enough?

DC

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Liam
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Liam the Bard:
I'm a bard named Liam
I've got a story: Go fuck yourself!
Dance bitch, dance



Nice. But out of curiousity, how'd you come up with those last two?

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deadnail
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nay - The Hugh Hefner of DoomWorld
nay - Writing witty analogies since 1993
maybe - Jesus Tapdancing Christ
okay - Actually, it's pronounced "Fuck you"
nay - If it bleeds, we can flame it.

Bards are story tellers and fuck you seems to be a pretty good story. Dance bitch, dance is just me being my usual retarded self. Enjoy.

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MACVILWHORE:
I'd like to buy a vowel, Alex
Wrong show cumbubble.

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pilottobombadier
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Hey, I'm open-minded, so in his/her defense, I'm gonna have to say, maybe it was intentional?

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Lt
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Are you talking to me?

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