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So apparently a muncubus is made when a Incubus and a succubus mate...

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looks around anxiously
Piper Maru is not online...
looks around again
Oh god, this is my big moment!!!

What a story Mark

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What is the deal with this Piper guy anyway?

Heh, according to Doom 3 a Mancubus is the offspring of a Vagary. Besides, who cares where it's from? We know where it's gonna go! >:-D

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Eris Falling said:
looks around anxiously
Piper Maru is not online...
looks around again
Oh god, this is my big moment!!!

What a story Mark




Obsidian said:
What is the deal with this Piper guy anyway?



You guys are tearing me apart!

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What a storOH GAWD NOW I'M DOING IT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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John was a banker for 14 years. There were demons in the room, he didn't see them but had expected them for years now...

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Mancubi are born when individuals die of diabetes and it leaks out of them and eventually collects into a pool and forms a massive blob of fat that slowly expands until finally it becomes a Mancubus. From there it continues to expand until it becomes so large it collapses under its own weight and forms a singularity of diabetes aka a megasphere.

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Personally, I think a Mancubus is created when Adrian Carmack rams his Baconator down the throat of a Succubus.

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You see, Johnny, when a boy Mancubus spots a girl Mancubus that he really loves, he starts firing off his missiles wildly into the air as a sign of impression and warning against others in the vicinity. If the girl Mancubus takes notice and is suitably impressed, she'll start shaking her gut and moving towards him sensually, while the male makes loud groans and keeps firing his missiles, and

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Can't tell you exactly how they're made, but I'm reliably informed they taste like chicken. That's probably due to the 11 herbs and spices.

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Oh, hi guys

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KevinHEZ said:
Oh, hi guys


Oh hi, Denny.

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Mark
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Denny

Can I be Steve? I'm usually Steve on Fridays anyway.

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hi KevinHEZ, Piper Maru, Obsidian

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Memfis said:
hi KevinHEZ, Piper Maru, Obsidian


Hi misspelled Tennessee city.

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Tarnsman said:
Mancubi are born when individuals die of diabetes and it leaks out of them and eventually collects into a pool and forms a massive blob of fat that slowly expands until finally it becomes a Mancubus. From there it continues to expand until it becomes so large it collapses under its own weight and forms a singularity of diabetes aka a megasphere.

Who knew that a megasphere would be so unhealthy

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Doominator2 said:
Who knew that a megasphere would be so unhealthy


It's so unhealthy it wraps around and becomes healthy.

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I wonder if the mancubus was some obese guy before turning into one.

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Huh. I always figured a mancubus was essentially a bunch of fat people's (diabetic too?) body parts sewn together.

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https://dl.dropbox.com/s/3j8o66uy2ai4uev/WhatAnIconMark.png

Oh hi Doomworld

(Somewhat topical question: the backs of Mancubi, are those stripes, or ripples of fat? I can never be sure.)

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Job said:
Huh. I always figured a mancubus was essentially a bunch of fat people's (diabetic too?) body parts sewn together.


I feel that the Undead's Abomination unit from Warcraft 3 suits that description a lot better than Doom 2's Mancubus, there isn't any noticeable stitched/sewed together marks on the Mancubus after all.

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Avoozl said:
Probably rolls of fat.



I feel that the Undead's Abomination unit from Warcraft 3 suits that description a lot better than Doom 2's Mancubus, there isn't any noticeable stitched/sewed together marks on the Mancubus after all.

That's a good observation. It was a theory my brother and I cooked up when we were younger.

More accurately, the mancubus is the embodiment of gluttony and is spawned when someone on the earthly plane passes away from that sin. Sleep apnea from obesity? Mancubus. Heart attack from a lifetime of overeating? Mancubus. Choked on some steak? Mancubus. You get the idea.

But I kid. Probably is related to the sin, though. Now, who's creative enough to figure out which of the other 6 deadly sins the rest of the demons represent? (i.e. revenant/vanity/death by anorexia)

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Shadow Hog said:
(Somewhat topical question: the backs of Mancubi, are those stripes, or ripples of fat? I can never be sure.) [/B]

Stripes. It's clearer on photos of the actual solid real-world figures that the Id artists made (Adrian Carmack for marine, baron, and cyberdemon; Gregor Punchatz for arch-vile, mancubus, revenant and spiderdemon).
romero.smugmug.com/keyword/mancubus#!i=12524879&k=McvxWX4

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Obsidian said:


Hi misspelled Tennessee city.



Ha, search engines show pages of results about this one before the Egyptian city is mentioned. That's just sad.

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They could be stretch marks or veins.

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Can i kiss you guys?

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KevinHEZ said:
Can i kiss you guys?

lol you gay?

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I always thought they where Demons who gorge themselves on the bodies of the dead.

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They are simply fat ass demons who forced UAC scientists to graft flamethrowers to their arms so they could fry more chickens. The problem is, now they have no way to eat the fried chickens so they take out their frustration on doomguy.

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Well, I'm not sure if it's because of how much they eat, but did anyone else notice how awkward the mancubus' walking animation is when viewed from the side or back?
The front view looks fat fine, though.

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