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Linkrulezall
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Dear Xaser,

Today I found a detached fist sitting on my front porch. Judging by the way the flesh and skin appears to have been torn, not cut, as well as the blood trail leading up to it, my best educated guess is that you have been tearing your fist off and throwing it at people and/or people's front doors again. I seem to recall Sodaholic having a similar complaint, among others. Anyways, the point is that I would much appreciate if you were to reclaim said fist, as it is beginning to rot and I have no use for rotten detached fists at this particular point in time. I realize that you have probably regrown it at this point, but it just doesn't feel right to throw it away.

Alternatively, I could get your permission to sell the fist to the highest bidder. Think about it, Doomworld. Wouldn't you like to own a priceless artifact of Doom history in the form of Xaser's fist? You could probably let it loose on your keyboard and have it make you quality DECORATE scripts or something (assuming it hasn't completely rotted at that point).

So, what do you say?
-Linkrulezall

P.S. If this fist isn't yours, then I'm going to look like a damn fool in front of the whole forum again.

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I suggest you keep your fisting discussions private.

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