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Naked Snake
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Place=E1M1
Officer=Sgt. Cray
Offense=Masturbating in public
Offender=An Imp
Time=7:35 Martian Time

REPORT:I was in E1M3 when I got the call.Apparently a Demon was strolling by with his son and saw an Imp standing on the platform,with his penis out and he was stroking it.The Demon called the station on E2M7 and they said they would send out a trooper.I got there in 24 minutes.The Demon was standing in the zig-zag room and his son was crying.

ME:what happened?
DEMON:That asshole is jerking his meat!
DEMON CHILD:Daddy!That man is scaring me!
ME:So when did you notice this?
DEMON:I dont know about 20 minutes ago.
ME:Ok I will go talk to him.

I put on my radiation shield and walked up to the platform.

ME:Sir?Could you please lower the platform?

He lowered the platform and I began to question the suspect.His penis was out and it was erect.

ME:Sir?Why are you masturbating in a public area?
IMP:Im so damn horny.
ME:You realize this is illeagal right?
IMP:Yeah but I am not gonna get arrested for this am I?
ME:Yes I am afraid you are.

The Imp tried to toss a fireball at me but I maced him before he could.I read him his rights as I handcuffed him.

END REPORT

PLEASE SEND TO COMMANDER WILKINSON

U.A.C POLICE

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He lowered the platform and I began to question the suspect.His penis was out and it was erect.

ME:Sir?Why are you masturbating in a public area?
IMP:Im so damn horny.
ME:You realize this is illeagal right?
IMP:Yeah but I am not gonna get arrested for this am I?
ME:Yes I am afraid you are.
NOO!!!! THE MEMORIES!!!! KILL IT!!!

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