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Naked Snake
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Place=E2M1
Officer=Dep.Johnson
Offense=Assault
Offender=LuT
Time=Unknown (clock was broken and I dont own a watch)

REPORT:I recived a call from Diluted.He was roaming around E2M1 with LuT in DM but LuT had some kind of cheat enabler (no im not saying LuT is a cheater its just for the story)and it allowed him to use the berserk pack.He beat the "fuck" out of Diluted.When I got there Diluted was still on the ground in pain.LuT stood about twenty feet away.A crowd of TaZeR,Maga,Cacodemon Leader and BigBadGangsta.None of them saw anything.

ME:What happened?
DILUTED:Well I was sneaking along and he came up from behind me and punched me!
LuT:(FROM ACROSS THE ROOM):Every one of my smacking ups are meaningful!
ME:Sir!Please wait!
DILUTED:Well I saw his eyes and they were red.And I saw him use another berserk pack after he punched me.After he punched me he said "You have been smacked up by:LuT"
ME:Ok sir.I will talk to him.

I walk over to talk to LuT.

ME:How did you get a berserk pack?
LuT:Well you see I had a berserk pack left over from another level and so I used it.
ME:Ok...well I am gonna let you off with a warning this time.

END REPORT

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U.A.C POLICE

Old Post 07-18-01 08:46
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maga
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COOL

Old Post 07-18-01 08:50
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deathz0r
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ME:What happened?
DILUTED:Well I was sneaking along and he came up from behind me and punched me!
LuT:(FROM ACROSS THE ROOM):Every one of my smacking ups are meaningful!
ME:Sir!Please wait!
DILUTED:Well I saw his eyes and they were red.And I saw him use another berserk pack after he punched me.After he punched me he said "You have been smacked up by:LuT"
ME:Ok sir.I will talk to him.
ALL RIGHTY then...

Old Post 07-18-01 11:56
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