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Hellbent

more baby kittens die.

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Impossible there can only be one Denzel.

On a serious note, there are way too many shootings in the media right now. I think it's time for another celebrity meltdown?

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Time for another celebrity "drug overdose".

All you need is some wire; two needles and a power source... The coroner never checks the armpits...

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I guess we need armed guards in every churches, too.

In fact, armed guards in every building and at every crossroad. It's the only way to be sure.

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But what if it's the armed guards who go apeshit and start yelling "Die-know-might! I'm cooking with gas?". Then you'll need guards with the special duty of watching of the first ones....and others that watch over the watchers and so on....

COROLLARY: either EVERYBODY has a gun, or NO ONE has a gun. It's the only way to be sure.

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The US stopped discriminating against women and blacks. The main group left is children, and its discrimination to prevent children from having guns. The main reason for the right to bear arms is defense against tyranny and children need guns so they can uprise and break out of the compulsory education prisons they're held hostage in, and rebel against the adults who have everything backwards and are idiots. Kony knew this and was years ahead of his time trying to arm kids.

We need to do similar to animals to free them from factory farms. Since they lack the intelligence to use technology or organize against the monopoly of humanity, PETA and other groups should genetically engineer a strain of intelligent cyborg animals with weapons such as shoulder mounted rocket launchers or ability to breath fire to lobby on their behalf.

Everyone is focused on the noun of GUNS killing people, when its often SCHOOLS that should be banned, or at least made voluntary which would be equivalent to a ban because nobody would want to go. First, they are advertised as a gun free zone so predators know nobody can retaliate, and then they physically limit victims to a small geographic area with bars and gates. More importantly, they fill the entire population of minds with a lifetime of propaganda and bullying that turn them into killers in the first place. All of the learning material is authority-chosen, and the compartmentalized teachers are instructed to focus the tested reading material on FICTION, to fill everyone's minds with literally made up bullcrap; a complete rewrite of reality! What kind of fish did the old man and the sea catch children? HE NEVER CAUGHT ANY FISH BECAUSE HE NEVER EVEN EXISTED! Any classes supposedly based around nonfiction prevent learning by blasting out meaningless mnemonics for rote memory. Its all authority based teaching with no freedom to learn.

One reason schools were created was to herd kids into dense groups so memes could spread faster. This makes children a big naive customer base (kind of like a capitalist manifestation of animals that eat their own young) to sell pogs or choose your own adventure books to, but also shitty albums from the music industry, which have the added bonus of filling their brains with hate so they'll go on killing sprees in the future to use as a diabolical attack on the 2nd amendment. Gangster rap was created by the CIA as a cultural poison.

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Has any of these idiot politicians considered looking into the mediocre to poor state of mental health care in this country instead of jumping to the gun control debate?

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Oh shit the guy used a pistol? Oh boy, lets ban those too then.

And let's ban hunting rifles too, because those could be used for shooting, knives and pencils and other sharp objects for stabbings, and hot coffee because you could burn people with that, and ban water guns too because you'd load your hot coffee into them and shoot it at people. Lets also ban paintball guns because they give nasty bruises, or the off chance the paintballs filled with xenomoprh blood. ANd airsoft guns too because they sting and if rigged enough could be very dangerous, and hell, they'll shoot your eye out.

In fact lets ban everything and force everyone to wear big bubblewrap suits.

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Bubblewrap suits? That's a choking hazard! You know you can asphyxiate with a plastic bag on your head, right?

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Clonehunter said:

Oh shit the guy used a pistol? Oh boy, lets ban those too then.

And let's ban hunting rifles too, because those could be used for shooting, knives and pencils and other sharp objects for stabbings, and hot coffee because you could burn people with that, and ban water guns too because you'd load your hot coffee into them and shoot it at people. Lets also ban paintball guns because they give nasty bruises, or the off chance the paintballs filled with xenomoprh blood. ANd airsoft guns too because they sting and if rigged enough could be very dangerous, and hell, they'll shoot your eye out.

In fact lets ban everything and force everyone to wear big bubblewrap suits.


Paintballs with Xenomorph blood? That's fucking genius.
Just leave the goddamn coffee alone.

Ban old people from driving since it is lethal as a weapon.

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Gez said:

Bubblewrap suits? That's a choking hazard! You know you can asphyxiate with a plastic bag on your head, right?


Hm, this is true... Let's ban plastics and places that make plastics. In fact, work can be deadly. Lets ban work.

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Radon said:

Ban old people from driving since it is lethal as a weapon.


And young people as they are inexperienced.

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I forgot about cellphones.

Up to 1,234 people a day across North America alone are hospitalized after their fingers were involved in a cellular phone accident. The threat is real and it's right in our own backyard.

Ban board games. They inspire cheating and ill intentions towards another individual. Board games are efficient at planting psychological seeds which develop into leaves of rage over a certain period of time. The accident rate for board game related violence escalated to .5% since 1914. Neutralize the threat before it's a bigfoot.

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Technician said:

WE NEED MORE GUNS!

Honestly this is daily news -- it's just people are craving more gun related fear news.


While I hate to trivialize the four people whose lives ended for what could really be no real reason worth losing lives for--this is accurate. Shit like this happens every single day in the U.S.

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Maybe a government policy that requires you get your arms amputated. No holding guns, no strangling, not even punching. Genius!

Seriously, why is this happening so much? You can't really blame the gun rules seeing as they've been around for quite a while, but there's definitely been a spike in misanthropic activities lately. It sounds to me like something psychological.

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Radon said:

I forgot about cellphones.

Up to 1,234 people a day across North America alone are hospitalized after their fingers were involved in a cellular phone accident. The threat is real and it's right in our own backyard.


But cell phones can also help Kim Basingers in distress by calling Chris Evans and William H Macys to the rescue.

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Clonehunter said:

But cell phones can also help Kim Basingers in distress by calling Chris Evans and William H Macys to the rescue.


When Kim Basingers dial that number the electro-magnetic interference kills off birds, instead of killing them we could use birds to deliver our messages for us! It's not like it'll be any different from today's postal service in North America.

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