Reisal Posted January 31, 2013 I knew it, box level quantity is a lie. There's actually 502 Doom levels and 1,583 Doom II levels being closer to 2,000, not 3,000 as marked on the box. Marketing, right? :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Hellbent Posted February 1, 2013 pretty sure this will fit the bill: http://www.mediafire.com/?2kcr7fwm2ldreq4 It would be pretty hard to set the bar lower than this. 0 Share this post Link to post
BaronOfStuff Posted February 1, 2013 Hellbent said:pretty sure this will fit the bill: http://www.mediafire.com/?2kcr7fwm2ldreq4 It would be pretty hard to set the bar lower than this. Which cockwasher made that? 0 Share this post Link to post
Hellbent Posted February 1, 2013 BaronOfStuff said:Which cockwasher made that? teeheehee. A very talentless one. 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted February 1, 2013 It is on the same page as this thread. Is it me or should this topic be renamed "Bad WAD Discussion Thread" because of multiple Youtubers who play bad maps conversing here? 0 Share this post Link to post
Netherstorm Posted February 1, 2013 Hellbent said:teeheehee. A very talentless one. You mean this guy?: http://www.doomworld.com/vb/wads-mods/63067-jokewad-the-most-archviolent-level-youve-ever-seen/ 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 1, 2013 Hellbent said:pretty sure this will fit the bill: http://www.mediafire.com/?2kcr7fwm2ldreq4 It would be pretty hard to set the bar lower than this. You made my day sir... made my day... 0 Share this post Link to post
Pure Hellspawn Posted February 1, 2013 This wad is so bad that it makes Terry,DoomGuy2000 and Wow.Wad look like mapping geniuses. If you want bad, I'll show you bad. It's so bad that I bet you'll want this thread to stop, and that you'll snap out of your bad wad addiction. It's so bad that 20 years from now, you'll wish you'd never played it. It's so bad that afaik, it never even got a #newstuff review (correct me if I'm wrong). The only reason it didn't get 0 stars on IDGames is because of sympathetic or troll votes by people who didn't even play it. In fact, it's one of the reasons I'm hated here... http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?id=14640 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 1, 2013 Pure Hellspawn said:This wad is so bad that it makes Terry,DoomGuy2000 and Wow.Wad look like mapping geniuses. If you want bad, I'll show you bad. It's so bad that I bet you'll want this thread to stop, and that you'll snap out of your bad wad addiction. It's so bad that 20 years from now, you'll wish you'd never played it. It's so bad that afaik, it never even got a #newstuff review (correct me if I'm wrong). The only reason it didn't get 0 stars on IDGames is because of sympathetic or troll votes by people who didn't even play it. In fact, it's one of the reasons I'm hated here... http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?id=14640 I AM 200% READY! EDIT: well T-H-A-T was different! 0 Share this post Link to post
Pure Hellspawn Posted February 1, 2013 I warned you. You didn't listen to my warning. You played the worst wad ever. You have just seen how bad wads can be. You have seen creativity hit rock bottom. I'm not responsible for anything that happens that may occur as a result of playing it. EDIT: After seeing the DTS-T review, I felt bad and wanted to say that the megawad did have need of improvements, but is AWESOME compared to this garbage I wrote 8 years ago. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 1, 2013 Pure Hellspawn said:I warned you. You didn't listen to my warning. You played the worst wad ever. You have just seen how bad wads can be. I'm not responsible for anything that happens that may occur as a result of playing it. EDIT: The only reason I posted this here was because of the bad review DTS-T got. It reminded me of this thing. It was not THAT bad, strange idea though... 0 Share this post Link to post
Cell Posted February 1, 2013 mrthejoshmon said:It was not THAT bad, strange idea though... Whatever... quite clever scripting, but way boring. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 1, 2013 Cell said:Whatever... quite clever scripting, but way boring. wall shooter simulator! 0 Share this post Link to post
Pure Hellspawn Posted February 2, 2013 I should have said No jumping, 7 years ago. lol. Outta curiousity, why did you get hooked to crappy wads? 0 Share this post Link to post
Hellbent Posted February 2, 2013 You overstate the case Pure Hellspawn. The map was very creative and original, if the idea overall was underdeveloped. Still a neat wad. I liked it because I could actually dodge the fireballs. I had no jumping on when I played. 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted February 2, 2013 Pure Hellspawn said:I should have said No jumping, 7 years ago. lol. Outta curiousity, why did you get hooked to crappy wads? I like to see how bad some maps are myself after being inspired by a number of posters here and Youtubers who play Doom. 0 Share this post Link to post
Cell Posted February 2, 2013 mrthejoshmon said:wall shooter simulator! Could have been better if a stronger weapon actually had a stronger impact on the Marble Monster, or the traps had a better variety. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 2, 2013 Pure Hellspawn said:I should have said No jumping, 7 years ago. lol. Outta curiousity, why did you get hooked to crappy wads? Mainly youtubers, however I had developed this addiction on other games to begin with: timesplitters, half life, halo and even minecraft! but also to mention I do like finding bad games as well, like project geon or that CoD shit... in relation this is starting an idea of mine: 100 worst wads! but THAT means I have to find THE WORST WAD... can't wait... 0 Share this post Link to post
BaronOfStuff Posted February 2, 2013 mrthejoshmon said:I do like finding bad games as well, like project geon Red Situation will blow your fucking mind. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 2, 2013 BaronOfStuff said:Red Situation will blow your fucking mind. google tab open... EDIT: I am now picking up my brains and crawling out of the room... 0 Share this post Link to post
Cell Posted February 2, 2013 mrthejoshmon said:in relation this is starting an idea of mine: 100 worst wads! I assume JOW.wad can be contributed to those. 32 long, boring, repetitive maps, representing nothing more interesting than the average bear. Meh. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 2, 2013 Cell said:I assume JOW.wad can be contributed to those. it will be a long time until I even begin with it, but this piece of crap just earned a spot! 0 Share this post Link to post
Cell Posted February 2, 2013 mrthejoshmon said:it will be a long time until I even begin with it, but this piece of crap just earned a spot! It will be an even longer time until you finish it! ;) 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 2, 2013 Cell said:It will be an even longer time until you finish it! ;) the first 4 levels set off the shit alarm never mind the other 28! 0 Share this post Link to post
Cell Posted February 2, 2013 mrthejoshmon said:the first 4 levels set off the shit alarm never mind the other 28! Hahahahaha :D I'd also made my route up to MAP05 when I became bored :D 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 2, 2013 Cell said:Hahahahaha :D I'd also made my route up to MAP05 when I became bored :D I have the command: nextmap, now binded to the P key... that says something! 0 Share this post Link to post
Cell Posted February 2, 2013 mrthejoshmon said:I have the command: nextmap, now binded to the P key... that says something! Oh, now I see. I still use the ZDoom command "MAP MAP**" but I haven't explored anything further. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted February 2, 2013 Cell said:Oh, now I see. I still use the ZDoom command "MAP MAP**" but I haven't explored anything further. it only gets worse and the last level is extremely half baked... like some sort of destroyed potato! 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted February 3, 2013 Why do Terry (style) Crap Maps make it into the Archives in the first place? 0 Share this post Link to post