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Grain of Salt
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Pizza: A wide variety of ingredients combined in a way that makes the whole noticeably greater than the sum of parts. Examples: Kama Sutra. Scythe 2.

Hawaiian Pizza: A specific type of pizza that makes you question the author’s grip on reality. Sometimes in a good way, sometimes not. Often a matter of taste. If you make Hawaiian pizza, don’t expect everyone to eat it.

Cheese and Tomato Sandwich: A pizza made by someone who doesn’t eat pizza and doesn’t really care how it’s made. The ingredients seem like they should do something, but they never really do. They don’t interact, they just exist in the same place. Examples: Whenever you play a map where entering every new room means waking things up and falling back to a completely safe place, what you have there is probably a cheese and tomato sandwich. Enjoy.

Chocolate: Just one or two ingredients, but on a massive scale. Lots of fun, but can become dull very quickly, or just ends up feeling like a waste of time. Just like real chocolate, it can go well with other foods if you do it well, or it can clash terribly and make you feel nauseous. Examples: Plutonia MAP11, TEETH.WAD MAP32. Lots of slaughtermaps have examples of mixing chocolate with pizza, but Deus Vult (the original) has some of the most instructive (in both ways) examples I can think of.

Soup: A wide variety of ingredients, but with barely any productive interaction. The hallmark of soup is when you can add more ingredients without changing the results much at all. Badly made teleportation traps often do this — you can make teleportation traps that provide a measured contribution to the gameplay, but if you’re warping in five of every monster to the same spot in a square room, you’re probably just making soup. Examples: Nuts. Yes, you can change the outcome of Nuts if you add more armies of monsters, but you can’t change the tone of the gameplay.

Note that a cheese and tomato sandwich would also qualify as soup in most cases. This is because analogies are stupid. I don't even like pizza that much. Bah.

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Khorus
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I like homemade pizza.

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What about stew's and curry's? They're like pizza in that they have a lot of different flavors mixing.

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Vaporizer
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I like soup. But I don't like that kind of monster placement.

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Snakes
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Needs more burgers.

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Ehm...I am still on Doomworld Forums? Feel like I went out from the site.

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This post made me hungry, but at the same time it made soo much sense.

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Make all these into a messy tomato soup in which if you find a yellow key, you'll go guts!

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Whole Stuffed Camel:
(or Turducken), if the scale simply isn't large enough):

Cook eggs. Stuff eggs into fish. Cook the fish. Stuff the fish into cooked chickens. Stuff the cooked chickens into roasted sheep. Stuff the roasted sheep carcass into a whole camel . . . now cook to taste.

Captain Plunder J. Fatmap calls down the thunder, using whole herds of ingredients suffocated into a sweltering meatbag of positively monstrous proportions. Shipped in or hunted, cooked and then stuffed, A Whole Stuffed Camel is not to be attempted in a single afternoon; ne'er a day, a week... a month! It is to be distributed amongst the volunteering sheikhs and their less immediate kin, shredded down into mere morsels for consumption where its success will be determined by those who managed somehow - miraculously - to survive the digestional process. Examples: Vela Pax; Memorial.

Doublemint Gum:
Double your pleasure, double your fun...? Not quite. Flavoursome at first, yes, but then the novelty wears off and you're left chewing your way through potentially endless tracts of boredom until you decide to stick it under a seat somewhere or throw it in the bin. Examples: Numerous.

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Grain of Salt said:
I don't even like pizza that much. Bah.
But... but that's what I'm having tonight!

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Aldaraia
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I always thought leftover delivery pizza was pretty scrumptious. Microwaved or cold, it don't matter.

The soup is much better if you throw in some grilled cheese sandwiches.

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Razen
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Hawaiian pizza is fucking awesome

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Vordakk
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Good post. Monster placement, clever traps and combat situations, and just good gameplay in general are crucial for a great map.

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gun_psycho
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So a "Whole Stuffed Camel" kind of map is essentially a marathon map... You might as well add many of the later maps of Eviltech to that list, as well. (Map12 and beyond, up to map19 I believe.)

Edit: Don't forget those four secret levels.

Last edited by gun_psycho on 01-19-12 at 15:49

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Some Satanic crosses & enormous monsters equal Jesus Christ Doom Marine crucified upside down!!

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