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New Musicks October 4, 2010, 9:30 am
So there's this rapper I'm working with and things are going pretty smoothly. We're working in a smalltime studio with the latest in sound production technology (i.e. a 5-year-old Mac Pro with Pro Logic on it). Some of our material sounds close to radio quality. I presented a challenge to this kid: make a rap song in 7/8. I made a simple enough rhythm. Think he can pull it off?

http://www.speedyshare.com/files/24.../seveneight.mp3

As a point of reference, this is the guy we were working with previously. He got dropped because he couldn't deliver on his end even when everything else was handed to him on a silver platter.

http://www.speedyshare.com/files/24539647/SKITZO.mp3
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ok babby is coming out August 9, 2010, 9:06 pm
Here I am sitting on the internet while my girlfriend is five feet away from me, dilated by 6cm. None of her friends are going to make it here in time, so it looks like I'll be the one holding the video camera. I'll never be able to look at pussy the same way again.
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Shooting the messenger July 26, 2010, 10:02 am
(Person A fucks up)
Person B: You fucked up.
Person A: Oh my god, your choice of words is appalling!
Others: You were way harsh, dude.

Why does this seem to be happening to me lately? I've begun to adopt a philosophy of not letting people get away with their bullshit. Before I was gracious and I had infinite patience, but now the abuse I get from people has risen to poisonous levels. Things get repeated until they're true, people start to believe there's only one side to the story. It's beginning to affect my livelihood, and that's unacceptable.

So I tell them, in my own special way, how exactly they're fucking up. But instead of hearing the message, they're offended by the words. It's funny because people I know accept, and are even sometimes amused by, my ability to be terse and completely frank. I guess when it's aimed at them, it's a different story. So instead of people talking about how this person did something, I have to defend myself some more.

Spanking is a punishment that some people accept. It's the quickest way to drill a lesson into a child's mind. And it FUCKING HURTS. But the pain isn't an unfortunate side effect, it's the essential part. Let's say you invited your mother over for tea. While she's sitting down watching TV, you walk in front of her, whip your dick out and start masturbating furiously. Of course, she leaves. But then she tells someone about it - perhaps someone who already knows you have a tendency to jerk off in front of others. You just can't believe your mother would do such a thing. How dare she!

See the inconsistency there?

On the one hand: if I have to lose friends just because I grew a set of balls, they weren't worth having. On the other hand: cooperating with these people has its advantages.
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The question that's been on everyone's mind July 15, 2010, 9:16 pm
How does Opera 10.6 run on a 266MHz Pentium 2 laptop with 256Mb of RAM?



Pretty well, actually.
The "turbo mode" is supposed to help with slow networks but it has the added benefit of cutting down rendering time - something that really matters on a notebook this old. It also adds to the genuine 90s-ish feel of horrible image compression. Mmm, yes.

Adobe Flash, on the other hand, is still crap on a stick. That's OK though. I still love my slate grey Toshiba laptop. Even with its little LCD burn spot up in the corner and the battery that lasts 15 minutes at best and the fact that I can't go online without a PCMCIA card. You and my P1 Compaq are my pride and joy.
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Workymon June 30, 2010, 12:27 pm
SALES GUY gained a level!
SALES GUY evolved into CEO!
SALES GUY learned Intimidating Glare!
SALES GUY used Repeat Sentence For Effect!
It's super effective!
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FUCKING INSTALL ALREADY May 17, 2010, 11:35 pm
I've been trying to reinstall Windows after swapping parts with a friend of mine. This has been happening without fail.

  • Throw in Windows 7 DVD
  • Format and install
  • Windows starts copying files as normal
  • PC restarts
  • Screen says "Starting Windows"
  • Monitor goes blank
  • Hard drive grinds for a minute
  • Everything stops
  • Repeat EVERY FUCKING TIME NO MATTER WHAT


I have no idea what's going on here.
EDIT: I've tried everything related to removing hardware I can think of, now it's time to try the video card. Fortunately it has on-board video so I can remove my ATI card; unfortunately it doesn't want to go through DVI so I had to dig out an old monitor from my bedroom.

EDIT: From what I can tell, it's the ATI Radeon that's going on the blink. It fails every time Windows tries to configure it. This is quite a puzzler, considering (A) it worked just fine with the same hardware before I got it, (B) after it shuts down, only a complete reset will make it work again, and (C) Windows should detect it even if I'm running on-board video but it doesn't.
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More stuff I shouldn't be spending money on April 3, 2010, 2:27 pm
This is quite an oddity. It's not quite a desktop, but a computer apparently designed for hospital use. Its main function is a "soft tissue scanner", according to the main software and expansion hardware. I've never seen anything like this before, but it's fascinating.



It's shaped like a concrete block, and just as heavy. It blows louder than my air purifier.



It's got the same unlocking keyboard as the luggables of old. It has a sticker on the back reading "no user serviceable parts inside". I call that a challenge.



Now, that is one jacked-up keyboard. It's basically a brick of rubber. The mouse is fuckwin though. It's like a bigger, knobbier version of the Thinkpad's eraser dot.



It also has the most comprehensive BIOS I've seen in years. It runs Windows 98, has a slim bay CD-ROM drive, floppy drive, 6Gb HDD, 64Mb RAM, and a bunch of medical crap I don't understand. The biggest flaw I found is a tiny scratch in the LCD display.

It's an awesome find, and a bargain at US$75, but frankly I have absolutely no practical use for this.
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Ambivalence February 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Yay! I got my new slate tablet in the mail today! It a Fujitsu Stylstic and it's pretty sweet. I went over my parents' house to pick it up (I don't feel comfortable having packages sent to my apartment complex). It was pretty dusty so I asked my dad if he had any alcohol wipes in the house. He told me to go upstairs and check in his red bag. He didn't have any wipes, but I did find his Viagra and condoms.
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No fun mileage :( January 25, 2010, 12:42 pm
I was going to take a fun picture of my car's mileage but I missed both the 31337 and 32768 milestones. I'm such a failure.
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Let's play Dorf Fortress January 22, 2010, 10:37 pm
I think it'd be entertaining to get a "Let's Play" type thing going here. The game of choice is Dwarf Fortress, if anyone's interested. I'll be starting a fortress in a few minutes so post if you want to be involved or throw out random suggestions. I will endeavor to post at least one screenshot per update.

I'll be shooting for a safe start, with sensible items and manageable surroundings. I'll hand off the save file in a few hours or so. I know the usual Let's Play crowd goes for 4 seasons, but I'm a little more lax. Anyone who wants to play has 24 hours to post an update and hand off the save.

So... here we go!
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